Ryan, have you SEEN those walkers? Oh. My. God. I always love to watch them, they're so cute! And intense! You couldn't RUN as fast as they walk, nor for as long.
Where the hell'd you come from? Anyway, yeah, plus they have really insane rules, like, your knees have to be locked when you're shifting your weight over that leg.
Adam, your little friend Ryan has betrayed your long kept secret to me. You have been hiding it from me for more than two years, and it is time to wreak my vengeance!
Do people naturally walk like that or is it just a silly made up rule?
Yeah. And you must have at least one foot touching the ground at all times, so no skipping. Ecuador won the silver in that 20 KM walk, and has won gold once and set some world records I think. Jefferson Pérez is the only good olympic athlete we have. However, he totally makes up for our lack of other athletes, the guy's a hero.
Adam, your little friend Ryan has betrayed your long kept secret to me. You have been hiding it from me for more than two years, and it is time to wreak my vengeance!
Do people naturally walk like that or is it just a silly made up rule?
I hid nothing. You just never asked about it.
Also, No. yes. It's a way to ensure people aren't jogging. Since you really can't tell if someone is using the energy conserving method of allowing muscle elasticity to maintain momentum, or cheating and actually contracting their muscles.
Adam, true. And I DID see you guys hanging around here after school some days. But I always figured it was your secret man playground, no girls allowed.
...I will continue trying to picture muscle elasticity to maintain momentum in my head...
biffibisquiby: there's really no girl in north dakota that's worth a date or two?
takeru126: There is, yeah
takeru126: But those girls don't seem to want to date me
takeru126: they "just got out of a tough relationship" or "don't want to lose their best guy friend"
takeru126: And I don't have enough confidence to ask girls who might not be that way out, because of 5 straight years of rejection.
biffibisquiby: well at least you're attractive, lol
biffibisquiby: you don't have that going against you
takeru126: Well, if I could go out every day in my Bardic clothing, I'd be beating ladies off with a stick
takeru126: or...they'd be beating me off with a stick
takeru126: ...ouch
biffibisquiby: beating you off with a stick?
biffibisquiby: ouch indeed
biffibisquiby: I don't even know how one would do such a thing
takeru126: I wonder if that would make a fire...
Smash the State!: so you're going to MC their reception, then? J.J.: yeah pretty much J.J.: god knows how that will go J.J.: today is the "reherseal" Smash the State!: if you're in the wedding, then the need for a large gift is even less pronounced J.J.: I am too obsessed with keeping up apperances Smash the State!: I find your lack of iconoclastic response...disturbing Smash the State!: the whole gift-giving kabuki play is very outdated J.J.: hah, that's a good way to describe it J.J.: I guess I will get better at it eventually J.J.: everyone will start getting married more from now on Smash the State!: all of a sudden we're supposed to be Victorian aristocrats every time someone has a baby or gets married Smash the State!: with an elaborate exchange of request notes and thank you notes and thank you notes thanking you for the thank you note and several categories of 'appropriate' gifts based on the social location of every person involved Smash the State!: so now I have to don a mercury-cured hat and a monocle just because someone I sort of know is undergoing a routine change of legal tax status J.J.: ahahaha J.J.: you're right, as usual Smash the State!: AS ALWAYS
And yes - it is a good social commentary. We no longer know exactly what is proper. Countries with actual set culture, do they have an easier time? Japan, you know... oh, wedding, that'll be $300.
Ryan says (16:03):
So let's recap
Ryan says (16:04):
You are going to start a triangle scheme of turning tricks to save a lot of money so we can create a megadrill with a minifridge to journey to the center of the earth to steal the megacollection of ultra-hardcore porn that is selfishly hoarded away by the wizards that make the internet work and distribute it to all the men, women, and children of the world.
Ryan says (16:05):
Did I miss anything?
Instant Karma! says (16:05):
you forgot the vodka
Ryan says (16:05):
...damnit.
Instant Karma! says (16:05):
but hey, that's it in a nutshell, more or less
Instant Karma! says (16:05):
the details can be ironed out later
Ryan says (16:05):
You are going to start a triangle scheme of turning tricks to save a lot of money so we can create a megadrill with a minifridge loaded with vodka to journey to the center of the earth to steal the megacollection of ultra-hardcore porn that is selfishly hoarded away by the wizards that make the internet work and distribute it to all the men, women, and children of the world.
Instant Karma! says (16:06):
magnifique!
Ryan says (16:06):
I like it.
(11:19:14 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Jakey, don't leave me!!!!!!!!
(11:19:26 PM) Jakey: I'm getting a lesson from Ryan
(11:19:33 PM) Mr. Wonderful: about what?
(11:19:37 PM) Jakey: penis sizes
(11:19:54 PM) Mr. Wonderful: oh
(11:20:05 PM) Jakey: very enlightening
(11:20:09 PM) Mr. Wonderful: well, I guess he's the man with whom to speak
(11:20:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: he's what? top 3%tile
(11:20:26 PM) Jakey: Jesus
(11:20:31 PM) Jakey: *swoon*
(11:21:27 PM) Mr. Wonderful: wait, you want monster cock?
(11:21:42 PM) Jakey: well, at least to pet it for a while
(11:21:43 PM) Mr. Wonderful: ya know, it's the reason he can't keep an asian girlfriend
(11:24:26 PM) Jakey: he said it was racism!
(11:24:40 PM) Jakey: but it was his donkey phallus
(11:25:35 PM) Mr. Wonderful: that IS racism
(11:25:41 PM) Mr. Wonderful: they can't acept him for who he is
(11:25:46 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and what he's packing
(11:25:52 PM) Jakey: I'd take care of him
(11:26:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: jesus
(11:26:27 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you can't
(11:26:32 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I took a bath with him once
(11:26:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: trust me, it's beyond tha average human's capacity
(11:26:59 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I've seen your picture, you just don't have the jaw for it
(11:27:15 PM) Jakey: you besmirch my honour, sir
(11:27:25 PM) Jakey: I am confident in my abilities
(11:28:18 PM) Mr. Wonderful: As I'm sure you should be
(11:28:29 PM) Mr. Wonderful: but I am privy to information that you are not
(11:28:38 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and I say that you are playing a fool's game, sir
(11:29:04 PM) Jakey: I insist that I am up to the challenge
(11:29:16 PM) Mr. Wonderful: no.
(11:29:24 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I'm afraid you are not
(11:29:38 PM) Jakey: tch!
(11:30:01 PM) Mr. Wonderful: If you wish for a demonstation of the futility for which you rave..........
(11:30:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: go and find the largest zucchini you can........
(11:30:47 PM) Jakey: oh, come now
(11:31:00 PM) Jakey: I'm sure he's blessed, but that's just silly talk
(11:35:33 PM) Mr. Wonderful: not at all
(11:35:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:35:51 PM) Mr. Wonderful: my Canadian friend found it
(11:35:52 PM) Mr. Wonderful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6FSphbpUY&feature=related
(11:35:56 PM) Jakey: ?
(11:39:42 PM) Jakey: here's a book I should buy
(11:39:42 PM) Jakey: http://www.amazon.com/Big-Penis-Book-Dian-Hanson/dp/3836502135
(11:42:36 PM) Mr. Wonderful: nah
(11:42:40 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you don't need that
(11:43:18 PM) Jakey: yeah, you're right
(11:43:21 PM) Jakey: I've got plenty of porn
(11:43:34 PM) Mr. Wonderful: oh, I thought it was a refernce book
(11:43:41 PM) Jakey: well, yeah, technically
(11:43:55 PM) Jakey: that doesn't mean one doesn't touch him or herself whilst reading
(11:44:18 PM) Mr. Wonderful: You disgust me, sir
(11:44:36 PM) Mr. Wonderful: are you implying that one should engourge oneself while reeading a cook book?
(11:45:01 PM) Mr. Wonderful: or murder relentlessly whilste reading a historical account of Jack the Ripper?
(11:46:03 PM) Jakey: no no
(11:46:06 PM) Jakey: sex is always an exception
(11:46:16 PM) Jakey: Sex is THE Great Exception
(11:46:17 PM) Mr. Wonderful: sa would Jak the Ripper say
(11:46:29 PM) Jakey: well, maybe I thought he had the RIGHT IDEA HUH
(11:46:42 PM) Jakey: those filthy prostitutes polluting his beloved London
(11:46:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: .....
(11:47:05 PM) Mr. Wonderful: did you see Bachelor party, starring Tom Hanks?
(11:47:16 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Prostitutes are nesecary
(11:47:56 PM) Jakey: I have not seen it, no
(11:49:09 PM) Mr. Wonderful: You should
(11:49:13 PM) Mr. Wonderful: it has donkey sex
(11:49:17 PM) Jakey: hot
Oh yeah, we did take a bath together! It was after we were done climbing Fuji! Us and the whole bunch of Chinese guys all at once, and the old Japanese guys who were hanging around too! Man that was a sexy time!
Comments
Do people naturally walk like that or is it just a silly made up rule?
Also, No. yes. It's a way to ensure people aren't jogging. Since you really can't tell if someone is using the energy conserving method of allowing muscle elasticity to maintain momentum, or cheating and actually contracting their muscles. and yes, that's another one.
...I will continue trying to picture muscle elasticity to maintain momentum in my head...
takeru126: There is, yeah
takeru126: But those girls don't seem to want to date me
takeru126: they "just got out of a tough relationship" or "don't want to lose their best guy friend"
takeru126: And I don't have enough confidence to ask girls who might not be that way out, because of 5 straight years of rejection.
biffibisquiby: well at least you're attractive, lol
biffibisquiby: you don't have that going against you
takeru126: Well, if I could go out every day in my Bardic clothing, I'd be beating ladies off with a stick
takeru126: or...they'd be beating me off with a stick
takeru126: ...ouch
biffibisquiby: beating you off with a stick?
biffibisquiby: ouch indeed
biffibisquiby: I don't even know how one would do such a thing
takeru126: I wonder if that would make a fire...
Although personally, I think splinters make it even better.
ReallyCleanSocks is idle at 5:19:11 PM.
ZuranWierding: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
J.J.: yeah pretty much
J.J.: god knows how that will go
J.J.: today is the "reherseal"
Smash the State!: if you're in the wedding, then the need for a large gift is even less pronounced
J.J.: I am too obsessed with keeping up apperances
Smash the State!: I find your lack of iconoclastic response...disturbing
Smash the State!: the whole gift-giving kabuki play is very outdated
J.J.: hah, that's a good way to describe it
J.J.: I guess I will get better at it eventually
J.J.: everyone will start getting married more from now on
Smash the State!: all of a sudden we're supposed to be Victorian aristocrats every time someone has a baby or gets married
Smash the State!: with an elaborate exchange of request notes and thank you notes and thank you notes thanking you for the thank you note and several categories of 'appropriate' gifts based on the social location of every person involved
Smash the State!: so now I have to don a mercury-cured hat and a monocle just because someone I sort of know is undergoing a routine change of legal tax status
J.J.: ahahaha
J.J.: you're right, as usual
Smash the State!: AS ALWAYS
And yes - it is a good social commentary. We no longer know exactly what is proper. Countries with actual set culture, do they have an easier time? Japan, you know... oh, wedding, that'll be $300.
So let's recap
Ryan says (16:04):
You are going to start a triangle scheme of turning tricks to save a lot of money so we can create a megadrill with a minifridge to journey to the center of the earth to steal the megacollection of ultra-hardcore porn that is selfishly hoarded away by the wizards that make the internet work and distribute it to all the men, women, and children of the world.
Ryan says (16:05):
Did I miss anything?
Instant Karma! says (16:05):
you forgot the vodka
Ryan says (16:05):
...damnit.
Instant Karma! says (16:05):
but hey, that's it in a nutshell, more or less
Instant Karma! says (16:05):
the details can be ironed out later
Ryan says (16:05):
You are going to start a triangle scheme of turning tricks to save a lot of money so we can create a megadrill with a minifridge loaded with vodka to journey to the center of the earth to steal the megacollection of ultra-hardcore porn that is selfishly hoarded away by the wizards that make the internet work and distribute it to all the men, women, and children of the world.
Instant Karma! says (16:06):
magnifique!
Ryan says (16:06):
I like it.
(11:19:26 PM) Jakey: I'm getting a lesson from Ryan
(11:19:33 PM) Mr. Wonderful: about what?
(11:19:37 PM) Jakey: penis sizes
(11:19:54 PM) Mr. Wonderful: oh
(11:20:05 PM) Jakey: very enlightening
(11:20:09 PM) Mr. Wonderful: well, I guess he's the man with whom to speak
(11:20:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: he's what? top 3%tile
(11:20:26 PM) Jakey: Jesus
(11:20:31 PM) Jakey: *swoon*
(11:21:27 PM) Mr. Wonderful: wait, you want monster cock?
(11:21:42 PM) Jakey: well, at least to pet it for a while
(11:21:43 PM) Mr. Wonderful: ya know, it's the reason he can't keep an asian girlfriend
(11:24:26 PM) Jakey: he said it was racism!
(11:24:40 PM) Jakey: but it was his donkey phallus
(11:25:35 PM) Mr. Wonderful: that IS racism
(11:25:41 PM) Mr. Wonderful: they can't acept him for who he is
(11:25:46 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and what he's packing
(11:25:52 PM) Jakey: I'd take care of him
(11:26:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: jesus
(11:26:27 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you can't
(11:26:32 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I took a bath with him once
(11:26:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: trust me, it's beyond tha average human's capacity
(11:26:59 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I've seen your picture, you just don't have the jaw for it
(11:27:15 PM) Jakey: you besmirch my honour, sir
(11:27:25 PM) Jakey: I am confident in my abilities
(11:28:18 PM) Mr. Wonderful: As I'm sure you should be
(11:28:29 PM) Mr. Wonderful: but I am privy to information that you are not
(11:28:38 PM) Mr. Wonderful: and I say that you are playing a fool's game, sir
(11:29:04 PM) Jakey: I insist that I am up to the challenge
(11:29:16 PM) Mr. Wonderful: no.
(11:29:24 PM) Mr. Wonderful: I'm afraid you are not
(11:29:38 PM) Jakey: tch!
(11:30:01 PM) Mr. Wonderful: If you wish for a demonstation of the futility for which you rave..........
(11:30:20 PM) Mr. Wonderful: go and find the largest zucchini you can........
(11:30:47 PM) Jakey: oh, come now
(11:31:00 PM) Jakey: I'm sure he's blessed, but that's just silly talk
(11:35:33 PM) Mr. Wonderful: not at all
(11:35:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(11:35:51 PM) Mr. Wonderful: my Canadian friend found it
(11:35:52 PM) Mr. Wonderful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6FSphbpUY&feature=related
(11:35:56 PM) Jakey: ?
(11:39:42 PM) Jakey: here's a book I should buy
(11:39:42 PM) Jakey: http://www.amazon.com/Big-Penis-Book-Dian-Hanson/dp/3836502135
(11:42:36 PM) Mr. Wonderful: nah
(11:42:40 PM) Mr. Wonderful: you don't need that
(11:43:18 PM) Jakey: yeah, you're right
(11:43:21 PM) Jakey: I've got plenty of porn
(11:43:34 PM) Mr. Wonderful: oh, I thought it was a refernce book
(11:43:41 PM) Jakey: well, yeah, technically
(11:43:55 PM) Jakey: that doesn't mean one doesn't touch him or herself whilst reading
(11:44:18 PM) Mr. Wonderful: You disgust me, sir
(11:44:36 PM) Mr. Wonderful: are you implying that one should engourge oneself while reeading a cook book?
(11:45:01 PM) Mr. Wonderful: or murder relentlessly whilste reading a historical account of Jack the Ripper?
(11:46:03 PM) Jakey: no no
(11:46:06 PM) Jakey: sex is always an exception
(11:46:16 PM) Jakey: Sex is THE Great Exception
(11:46:17 PM) Mr. Wonderful: sa would Jak the Ripper say
(11:46:29 PM) Jakey: well, maybe I thought he had the RIGHT IDEA HUH
(11:46:42 PM) Jakey: those filthy prostitutes polluting his beloved London
(11:46:45 PM) Mr. Wonderful: .....
(11:47:05 PM) Mr. Wonderful: did you see Bachelor party, starring Tom Hanks?
(11:47:16 PM) Mr. Wonderful: Prostitutes are nesecary
(11:47:56 PM) Jakey: I have not seen it, no
(11:49:09 PM) Mr. Wonderful: You should
(11:49:13 PM) Mr. Wonderful: it has donkey sex
(11:49:17 PM) Jakey: hot