BACKGROUND INFO: Jake drunk dialed me a few days ago.
(10:24:25 PM) Dr Faustus Lives: argh, my typing is going to shit
(10:24:53 PM) illithid235: Are you drinking again>
(10:25:01 PM) Dr Faustus Lives: hahahaha, not tonight, no
(10:25:29 PM) illithid235: You sang to me, it was beautiful. =D
(10:25:42 PM) Dr Faustus Lives: wat
takeru126 (10:15:23 PM): Man, I still don't understand Schroedinger's Cat
DrFaustusLives (10:15:52 PM): no, you simultaneously do and don't
takeru126 (10:16:33 PM): But...I'm recording my understanding, or lack thereof, of the experiment
DrFaustusLives (10:18:28 PM): EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!!!
takeru126 (10:19:55 PM): The way I understand it, if you put a cat in a box, and you don't look in it, there's a possibility that the cat is alive or dead?
takeru126 (10:20:16 PM): So, it's like a kid looking under the bed for monsters?
DrFaustusLives (10:20:39 PM): no no, if you put a cat in a box, with a vial of poison that has a 50/50 chance of being knocked over and being released and killing the cat
DrFaustusLives (10:20:50 PM): the cat is both dad and alive until you open it and look to see for yourself
takeru126 (10:21:01 PM): ...but where does the radiation come into it?
DrFaustusLives (10:21:10 PM): what?
takeru126 (10:21:29 PM): I read the wikipedia article, and it said something about the poison being triggered by radiation
DrFaustusLives (10:22:00 PM): I forget the exact construction
DrFaustusLives (10:22:17 PM): but the poison has an absolute 50/50 chance of being released or not
takeru126 (10:22:34 PM): So, the possibility of the cat being alive or dead is 0?
takeru126 (10:22:48 PM): it's always alive and dead?
DrFaustusLives (10:23:01 PM): until the box is opened to confirm, yes
takeru126 (10:23:43 PM): man, whatever
takeru126 (10:24:12 PM): I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket and turn it in, without checking the results, and say that I lost and won
DrFaustusLives (10:24:17 PM): such is the metaphysical world!
takeru126 (10:24:24 PM): and take half of my possible winnings
DrFaustusLives (10:24:26 PM): utterly inapplicable to reality!
takeru126 (10:25:48 PM): Yeah, and a zombie cat is totally realistic
DrFaustusLives (10:26:23 PM): I'm not saying Schroedinger's Cat has any meaningful application
DrFaustusLives (10:26:36 PM): I was only talking about it in the abstract, like a good theologian should
takeru126 (10:26:47 PM): Man, theology has no place in science
DrFaustusLives (10:27:34 PM): yet, scientists and theologians are very similar in their pretense, self-absorption, and contempt for anyone who doesn't 'get' their theories
DrFaustusLives (10:27:46 PM): they'd actually be friends if they realized this
takeru126 (10:28:08 PM): "Jesus is both alive and dead until we move the boulder"
DrFaustusLives (10:28:14 PM): hahahhahahhahahahahaha
DrFaustusLives (10:28:16 PM): I'm stealing that
(8:56:11 PM) nothos927: I have spicy cock!
(9:09:11 PM) illithid235: Pictures of your spicy cock?
(9:09:45 PM) nothos927: You will have pictures of me shovelling spicy cock down my mouth, certainly
(9:12:13 PM) illithid235: Bloody sexy, Bruce.
(9:12:33 PM) nothos927: I always am
The following exchange occurred in a wonderfully busy shopping center parking lot a few weeks ago. My co-worker was in a truck several yards away and we were yelling to each other:
Me: Hey! Do you have a 2 inch cock?
co-worker: Yeah, you need one?
Me: Yeah.
co-worker: Why? What's wrong with the one you got?
Me: It doesn't work.
co-worker: Did you try greasing it?
Me: Yeah, I greased it, it won't move.
co-worker: Did you turn the nut.
Me: Yeah, it's no good. I need a new cock.
co-worker: Here, see if you can find me a pair of 2 inch nipples. I'll take a look at that cock for you.
biffibisquiby hmmm biffibisquiby in Link's Awakening, that song Ballad of the Wind Fish biffibisquiby is it one of the songs that comes up whe you're learning those sword techniques as a wolf? biffibisquiby you have to howl the melody they play? nothos927 Yep biffibisquiby lol biffibisquiby i remembered there was one I had never heard before biffibisquiby and it took me like 6 tries to get it right nothos927 Ah yes, I sometimes forget you're a gamer nothos927 What with the breasts biffibisquiby indeed biffibisquiby I'd never really paid attention to how few girls play as many games as I do nothos927 I'm sorry, but even in this progressive age, when I think woman, I think "Bitch, get in the kitchen and cook me a steak" biffibisquiby me too, me too biffibisquiby I just figure, hey, if I can do laundry, make you a sandwich, AND be good competition (but not quite as good) during a match in Melee? biffibisquiby perfect woman! nothos927 Works for me
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And by pimp hat, I was meaning a hat worn by pimps, but I guess a "fly" hat would also be sufficient!
And I am not high! Nor drunk!
Fix'd
(10:24:25 PM) Dr Faustus Lives: argh, my typing is going to shit
(10:24:53 PM) illithid235: Are you drinking again>
(10:25:01 PM) Dr Faustus Lives: hahahaha, not tonight, no
(10:25:29 PM) illithid235: You sang to me, it was beautiful. =D
(10:25:42 PM) Dr Faustus Lives: wat
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We need to synchronise our drinking schedules so we can let our drunken escapades ensue!
I feel so betrayed
DrFaustusLives (10:15:52 PM): no, you simultaneously do and don't
takeru126 (10:16:33 PM): But...I'm recording my understanding, or lack thereof, of the experiment
DrFaustusLives (10:18:28 PM): EXISTENTIAL CRISIS!!!
takeru126 (10:19:55 PM): The way I understand it, if you put a cat in a box, and you don't look in it, there's a possibility that the cat is alive or dead?
takeru126 (10:20:16 PM): So, it's like a kid looking under the bed for monsters?
DrFaustusLives (10:20:39 PM): no no, if you put a cat in a box, with a vial of poison that has a 50/50 chance of being knocked over and being released and killing the cat
DrFaustusLives (10:20:50 PM): the cat is both dad and alive until you open it and look to see for yourself
takeru126 (10:21:01 PM): ...but where does the radiation come into it?
DrFaustusLives (10:21:10 PM): what?
takeru126 (10:21:29 PM): I read the wikipedia article, and it said something about the poison being triggered by radiation
DrFaustusLives (10:22:00 PM): I forget the exact construction
DrFaustusLives (10:22:17 PM): but the poison has an absolute 50/50 chance of being released or not
takeru126 (10:22:34 PM): So, the possibility of the cat being alive or dead is 0?
takeru126 (10:22:48 PM): it's always alive and dead?
DrFaustusLives (10:23:01 PM): until the box is opened to confirm, yes
takeru126 (10:23:43 PM): man, whatever
takeru126 (10:24:12 PM): I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket and turn it in, without checking the results, and say that I lost and won
DrFaustusLives (10:24:17 PM): such is the metaphysical world!
takeru126 (10:24:24 PM): and take half of my possible winnings
DrFaustusLives (10:24:26 PM): utterly inapplicable to reality!
takeru126 (10:25:48 PM): Yeah, and a zombie cat is totally realistic
DrFaustusLives (10:26:23 PM): I'm not saying Schroedinger's Cat has any meaningful application
DrFaustusLives (10:26:36 PM): I was only talking about it in the abstract, like a good theologian should
takeru126 (10:26:47 PM): Man, theology has no place in science
DrFaustusLives (10:27:34 PM): yet, scientists and theologians are very similar in their pretense, self-absorption, and contempt for anyone who doesn't 'get' their theories
DrFaustusLives (10:27:46 PM): they'd actually be friends if they realized this
takeru126 (10:28:08 PM): "Jesus is both alive and dead until we move the boulder"
DrFaustusLives (10:28:14 PM): hahahhahahhahahahahaha
DrFaustusLives (10:28:16 PM): I'm stealing that
She's really hot.
Instant Karma! says (1:51 PM):
go for it!
Ryan says (1:51 PM):
Oh I am.
Ryan says (1:51 PM):
I've been getting my flirt on for months now
Instant Karma! says (1:51 PM):
to any avail?
Ryan says (1:51 PM):
Well, maybe one month
Ryan says (1:51 PM):
Hard to gauge.
Ryan says (1:51 PM):
I know she's single
Instant Karma! says (1:51 PM):
hmm
Instant Karma! says (1:51 PM):
damn foreign cultures
Ryan says (1:52 PM):
And I know she doesn't hate me, which is always a plus
Ryan says (1:52 PM):
Srsly
Instant Karma! says (1:52 PM):
not to denegrate them, mind
Instant Karma! says (1:52 PM):
but I feel I have a good grasp on Americans
Ryan says (1:52 PM):
Fuck I don't even understand American women
Instant Karma! says (1:52 PM):
really?
Ryan says (1:52 PM):
But this is like grinding high level monsters for me.
Instant Karma! says (1:52 PM):
maybe you just need a touch of gay
Ryan says (1:52 PM):
When I go back to the US it'll be really easy by comparison
Instant Karma! says (1:52 PM):
hmmm
Instant Karma! says (1:52 PM):
I don't know
Ryan says (1:53 PM):
Eh. That's a poor analogy...
Instant Karma! says (1:53 PM):
I think it's like, you're a Frost mage fighting women with ice resistance
Ryan says (1:53 PM):
It implies foreign women are at a high level
Ryan says (1:53 PM):
That's a better one
Instant Karma! says (1:53 PM):
you can still do it, but it takes a fucking long time
Instant Karma! says (1:53 PM):
American women however are weak to both frost and arcane
Ryan says (1:53 PM):
And really, it's our ability to compare women to World of Warcraft scenarios that makes it even easier!
Instant Karma! says (1:53 PM):
but are strong against fire
Instant Karma! says (1:54 PM):
EXACTLY
God: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I do. I like bread and wine.
Me: Is the bread made of pagan babies?
God: I don't think so. I'd be suprised if it was.
(9:09:11 PM) illithid235: Pictures of your spicy cock?
(9:09:45 PM) nothos927: You will have pictures of me shovelling spicy cock down my mouth, certainly
(9:12:13 PM) illithid235: Bloody sexy, Bruce.
(9:12:33 PM) nothos927: I always am
I wanted to show you a song I like
Tanya says (15:01):
but you are at work with no headphones probably
Tanya says (15:01):
so
Ryan says (15:01):
Headphones work
Ryan says (15:01):
But someone else is using mine right now
Tanya says (15:02):
auw
Tanya says (15:02):
gross
Ryan says (15:02):
No, they're not the ear sex kind
Ryan says (15:02):
They don't penetrate the ear
Ryan says (15:02):
They sit comfortably over them
Tanya says (15:03):
oh thank god
Tanya says (15:03):
I hate lending/borrowing those
Ryan says (15:03):
Yep
Ryan says (15:03):
EarAIDS
Tanya says (15:04):
Earsticles
Ryan says (15:04):
Earallopian tubes
Tanya says (15:06):
that's the best
Tanya says (15:07):
because you keep your songs in your iUterus
Me: Hey! Do you have a 2 inch cock?
co-worker: Yeah, you need one?
Me: Yeah.
co-worker: Why? What's wrong with the one you got?
Me: It doesn't work.
co-worker: Did you try greasing it?
Me: Yeah, I greased it, it won't move.
co-worker: Did you turn the nut.
Me: Yeah, it's no good. I need a new cock.
co-worker: Here, see if you can find me a pair of 2 inch nipples. I'll take a look at that cock for you.
I have such a great job
I have no idea what Adam does exactly but now I'm not sure if I even want to know. I mean his profile says he's unemployed again...
Seriously, way to go, I didn't think anyone was going to guess it.
Right...
Here's some more innuendo:
(7:44:16 PM) Jacques: don't you mean sinep
(7:44:30 PM) Ryan: ...
(7:44:32 PM) Ryan: No.
(7:44:36 PM) Ryan: Shut up
(7:44:51 PM) Jacques: THERE GOES YOUR STREET CRED
biffibisquiby in Link's Awakening, that song Ballad of the Wind Fish
biffibisquiby is it one of the songs that comes up whe you're learning those sword techniques as a wolf?
biffibisquiby you have to howl the melody they play?
nothos927 Yep
biffibisquiby lol
biffibisquiby i remembered there was one I had never heard before
biffibisquiby and it took me like 6 tries to get it right
nothos927 Ah yes, I sometimes forget you're a gamer
nothos927 What with the breasts
biffibisquiby indeed
biffibisquiby I'd never really paid attention to how few girls play as many games as I do
nothos927 I'm sorry, but even in this progressive age, when I think woman, I think "Bitch, get in the kitchen and cook me a steak"
biffibisquiby me too, me too
biffibisquiby I just figure, hey, if I can do laundry, make you a sandwich, AND be good competition (but not quite as good) during a match in Melee?
biffibisquiby perfect woman!
nothos927 Works for me