No. I meant that I am running pirated episodes of Scrubs on my computer while surfing the OB, and then I read your Banana Hammocks post, which I thoroughly enjoyed and thought was awesome.
Hey, out of curiosity, for people's aim or msn buddy lists, do they have different groups for OB members or are we all just regular buddies? Or are we never even special enough for our own group and you leave us in Recent Buddies?
I ask because I noticed how silly I am since I have most all of you grouped in "Inksandwich Forums." Yeah, don't ask why I haven't gone and changed it... just never got around to it.
I have a seperate OB group. I think the only time I've IM'd someone from here was when we were doing Brawl tournaments and I had to talk to Hamelin about it. Other than that, I would just feel weird and awkward if I sent someone a message. I do the same thing when I'm calling a phone number for the first time, even if its someone I know really well. I also hate leaving messages.
I have "Buddies" and "People" for AIM and MSN names are under "Induhviduals". Buddies are better than People and are generally people I know for real. Of course some people I really know are still just People. I won't who's who from here. That might hurt Ryan's feelings.
I think I added a couple people to a "Forum Persons" group. This of course contains a couple people who have directly messaged me or somehow ended up on my buddy list through the magic of gmail and its idiotic tendency to add people's gmail accounts to my list just because I emailed them once.
Mike says: (00:55:31)
do u think il end up humping a tree or something
Bruce says: (01:02:59)
In all honesty? I expect you've already fucked a piece of fruit.
Mike says: (01:03:26)
i haven't actually
Mike says: (01:03:31)
have u?
Bruce says: (01:03:39)
No
Mike says: (01:04:30)
never made a hole in a melon then put it in the microwave to make it nice and warm?
Bruce says: (01:04:42)
I'm worried that you know the technique
Mike says: (01:05:33)
no i wudn't do it. it wud be a waste of food! unless u ate it after
It turned out shitty because the watermelon was too saturated with water, it wouldn't absorb the vodka. I heard that it is better to a) put it in the refrigerator and b) cut a hole in the bottom to let water and stuff out. I may try it again in the near future, but I have to get another bottle of vodka too. I may have made other use of the original bottle.
Bruce says: (03:34:50)
So I have this spot cream
Bruce says: (03:34:55)
It's thick, goopy and green.
Bruce says: (03:35:02)
It feels really weird...like green bukkake :S
Ryan says: (03:35:08)
a spot cream
Ryan says: (03:35:35)
I was about to ask why you know what bukkake feels like, but then I remembered you're Bruce.
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Now how best to flatter the male figure while using floral prints?
Kristi: I'm getting something different next time, this sucks
Hammy: a... space cadet?
I ask because I noticed how silly I am since I have most all of you grouped in "Inksandwich Forums." Yeah, don't ask why I haven't gone and changed it... just never got around to it.
Oddly enough, I have myself on my buddy list listed as "People" instead of any of the other equally applicable categories.
do u think il end up humping a tree or something
Bruce says: (01:02:59)
In all honesty? I expect you've already fucked a piece of fruit.
Mike says: (01:03:26)
i haven't actually
Mike says: (01:03:31)
have u?
Bruce says: (01:03:39)
No
Mike says: (01:04:30)
never made a hole in a melon then put it in the microwave to make it nice and warm?
Bruce says: (01:04:42)
I'm worried that you know the technique
Mike says: (01:05:33)
no i wudn't do it. it wud be a waste of food! unless u ate it after
So I have this spot cream
Bruce says: (03:34:55)
It's thick, goopy and green.
Bruce says: (03:35:02)
It feels really weird...like green bukkake :S
Ryan says: (03:35:08)
a spot cream
Ryan says: (03:35:35)
I was about to ask why you know what bukkake feels like, but then I remembered you're Bruce.
OH HOLY BALLS I JUST SPILLED FROZEN WATER ALL OVER MY NAKED STOMACH
....ahhhhhh