Just be happy I'm posting at all right now. We're having issues with our ISP right now and I can't reach a lot of sites. Notably EVERYTHING that has anything to do with google is included in that. Our company email is through google.
On vacation/busy with schoolwork/procrastinating by playing WoW. I tried making a thread... not many people seem interested in the discussion topic. Your move, hotshot.
Hey guys! I'm in Iraq and I work 98 hours a week. Also I am in an online class. I work on a computer though, when I'm not doing desk calls, so I get to post a pretty good amount.
agntcel (10:01:28 PM): quote:
agntcel (10:01:35 PM): When I was seven, I first heard about the concentration camps.
I had five or six Barbies at the time. And a Ken.
You probably know the rest…I was disturbed.
(Ken was Hitler.)
agntcel (10:01:47 PM): o_o
nothos927 (10:02:07 PM): I'm more disturbed by the fact that he had barbie and ken dolls
Bruce says: (05:08:43)
Do I need to smile more in my pictures?
Ryan says: (05:09:08)
Smiling's overrated
Ryan says: (05:09:17)
You should look pissed off in every picture
Ryan says: (05:09:35)
Because if you're posing for a picture, it means you're not having sex at that moment
Ryan says: (05:09:45)
So you should be justifiably pissed off
(1:44:37 AM) Ryan: I say nigga nigga when I speak Chinese
(1:44:46 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you racist some of a bitch!
(1:45:03 AM) Ryan: Yep
(1:45:26 AM) Ryan: When I'm speaking in Chinese and need to pause and think of the next few words, I like to mutter off a few racial epithets to pass the time
05:36 Seanisonfire: me and wardy went on a certain cam website over the summer. we went on one and there was this hot woman half naked. takes off her pants and lo and behold, a massive cock flops out
Ryan says: (08:18:05)
I'm in favor of the death penalty, but I'm not in favor of most of the courts that handle it
Bruce says: (08:18:12)
Urgh
Ryan says: (08:18:32)
At least in the US, we have had issues with people being on death row and being exonerated later to new evidence
Ryan says: (08:18:36)
That's not cool.
Ryan says: (08:18:47)
We need to hurry up and execute people before this evidence can come to light
Ryan says: (08:18:58)
Fast lane that shit
Bruce says: (08:19:02)
Ryan says: (08:19:09)
Argh
Ryan says: (08:19:11)
Goddamnit
Ryan says: (08:19:12)
Work
Ryan says: (08:19:13)
spma
Ryan says: (08:19:13)
spam
Ryan says: (08:19:14)
spam
Ryan says: (08:19:15)
sopam
Ryan says: (08:19:17)
blah
Ryan says: (08:19:20)
And it's gone from my window
Ryan says: (08:19:20)
Yay.
Bruce says: (08:19:28)
Behave next time
Ryan says: (08:19:39)
Haha
Between me and my husband the other night. I was at the library trying to study, but brain-dead:
(husband): so when where do you want me to get you?
fangedfaerie: I'm at your service, my liege.
(husband): where is my wife?
fangedfaerie: I think she's around here somewhere...
(husband): don't bother running. i'm tracking your ip.
fangedfaerie: I'm sure she's safe! I promise!
(husband): if she's not, i'll blow up your children
fangedfaerie: But... I don't... have any children?
(husband): you will after i breed you with a yak
(husband): seriously, see you soon
(husband): don't mind the snipers
Kristi: We are going to training class early and we are going to shoot stuff.
Hammy: cool
Hammy: I have not done that in years
Kristi: me either
Kristi: yay guns
Hammy: careful it doesn't go off when you are not expecting it to
Kristi: I'm a good shot, or at least I have been in the past. Brad's gun is pretty big though, I don't know if I can handle it.
Kristi: If you know what I mean.
Hammy: there's no shame in admitting you may be more comfortable with something smaller
Hammy: I'm sure it won't be shooting blanks either way, cause what's the fun in that.
Kristi: got to keep it exciting
Kristi: consequences make it fun
Hammy: Totally.
Hammy: It's the element of danger.
Hammy: Doesn't mean you can't use some measure of protection though. You have to watch out for yourself at least a little bit.
Hammy: Ok, I think I've stretched this metaphor as far as it'll go.
Kristi: yes I almost said something totally non gun related and gross
Kristi: like I think we'll be ok if we take it slow and use lots of lube. Wait, are we still talking about guns?
Hammy: Something about proper maintenance and making sure all your equipment was well lubricated
Kristi: lol yes
(5:02:14 AM) Ryan: I love how it came here
(5:02:19 AM) Mr. Wonderful: which?
(5:02:20 AM) Ryan: Came nice and fast
(5:02:20 AM) Mr. Wonderful: ours?
(5:02:27 AM) Mr. Wonderful: oh
(5:02:31 AM) Mr. Wonderful: sex talk again
(5:02:33 AM) Mr. Wonderful: y6eah
(5:02:37 AM) Mr. Wonderful: that's always nice
(5:03:03 AM) Ryan: They are
(5:03:15 AM) Mr. Wonderful: i'll bring my own damn condoms (i'll bring some magnums for you, obviously) and we'll hit all those awesome clubs you were talking about
(5:03:33 AM) Ryan: huzzah
(5:03:38 AM) Ryan: I don't think I need magnums
(5:03:48 AM) Ryan: The legends of my wang tend to embellish a bit
(5:04:07 AM) Ryan: Though I do admit the vending machine quality on the streets don't cut it for me. They hurt.
(5:04:15 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you don'[t seem to remember just HOW drunk you've been
(5:04:26 AM) Mr. Wonderful: no exageration, I assure you
(5:04:56 AM) Mr. Wonderful: plus I talked to Koune after you had her
(5:05:03 AM) Mr. Wonderful: over soemn chuhais
(5:05:07 AM) Ryan: wat
(5:05:19 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you're surprised she was an alki?
(5:05:25 AM) Ryan: You talked to Kounei about sex with me?
(5:05:30 AM) Ryan: No, not at all
(5:05:43 AM) Mr. Wonderful: no, I just said "hi"she talked about sex with you
(5:06:01 AM) Mr. Wonderful: DUDE,as it is in your best interest
(5:06:05 AM) Mr. Wonderful: AIM convo'd!
(5:06:16 AM) Ryan: Sigh
DrFaustusLives: what up
agntcel: runescape has roped me in again :l
DrFaustusLives: lame
agntcel: yeah, it's fun though :P
DrFaustusLives: fun fucking sucks, fuck fun
agntcel: fuck life.
DrFaustusLives: word.
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This week is exam week, for me. I'm having major problems with motivation.
Dyed hair with purple streaks. Saw Watchmen.
Too BUSY to post, but I'm not going away. :P
I'm going to be in Eric's college place next week, I will not be online as much as usual
Looooveee you guys!
Squiggly Jiggly Chees Biscuits.
Good times.
agntcel (10:01:35 PM): When I was seven, I first heard about the concentration camps.
I had five or six Barbies at the time. And a Ken.
You probably know the rest…I was disturbed.
(Ken was Hitler.)
agntcel (10:01:47 PM): o_o
nothos927 (10:02:07 PM): I'm more disturbed by the fact that he had barbie and ken dolls
Do I need to smile more in my pictures?
Ryan says: (05:09:08)
Smiling's overrated
Ryan says: (05:09:17)
You should look pissed off in every picture
Ryan says: (05:09:35)
Because if you're posing for a picture, it means you're not having sex at that moment
Ryan says: (05:09:45)
So you should be justifiably pissed off
(1:44:46 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you racist some of a bitch!
(1:45:03 AM) Ryan: Yep
(1:45:26 AM) Ryan: When I'm speaking in Chinese and need to pause and think of the next few words, I like to mutter off a few racial epithets to pass the time
...I should really get back to work.
05:36 Seanisonfire: me and wardy went on a certain cam website over the summer. we went on one and there was this hot woman half naked. takes off her pants and lo and behold, a massive cock flops out
I'm in favor of the death penalty, but I'm not in favor of most of the courts that handle it
Bruce says: (08:18:12)
Urgh
Ryan says: (08:18:32)
At least in the US, we have had issues with people being on death row and being exonerated later to new evidence
Ryan says: (08:18:36)
That's not cool.
Ryan says: (08:18:47)
We need to hurry up and execute people before this evidence can come to light
Ryan says: (08:18:58)
Fast lane that shit
Bruce says: (08:19:02)
Ryan says: (08:19:09)
Argh
Ryan says: (08:19:11)
Goddamnit
Ryan says: (08:19:12)
Work
Ryan says: (08:19:13)
spma
Ryan says: (08:19:13)
spam
Ryan says: (08:19:14)
spam
Ryan says: (08:19:15)
sopam
Ryan says: (08:19:17)
blah
Ryan says: (08:19:20)
And it's gone from my window
Ryan says: (08:19:20)
Yay.
Bruce says: (08:19:28)
Behave next time
Ryan says: (08:19:39)
Haha
where is a good place to get boxes
Ryan says (11:03):
Boxes! Jake, there's four places. There's the Box hut, that's on third.
Ryan says (11:03):
There's Boxes-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Stuff-There?
Ryan says (11:03):
That's on third. Pack Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the box complex on third.
MacJake says (11:04):
Oh, in the Box District
(8:04:05 PM) Ryan: I LOVE YOU
Why can't you say that you love me in front of your friends?
(husband): so when where do you want me to get you?
fangedfaerie: I'm at your service, my liege.
(husband): where is my wife?
fangedfaerie: I think she's around here somewhere...
(husband): don't bother running. i'm tracking your ip.
fangedfaerie: I'm sure she's safe! I promise!
(husband): if she's not, i'll blow up your children
fangedfaerie: But... I don't... have any children?
(husband): you will after i breed you with a yak
(husband): seriously, see you soon
(husband): don't mind the snipers
So... yeah.
Zephanus: hows the game goin
FlameOfHearts: fuck i guess
FlameOfHearts: fun*
FlameOfHearts: CANT TYPE
Zephanus: heh
Zephanus: hahahaha
Hammy: cool
Hammy: I have not done that in years
Kristi: me either
Kristi: yay guns
Hammy: careful it doesn't go off when you are not expecting it to
Kristi: I'm a good shot, or at least I have been in the past. Brad's gun is pretty big though, I don't know if I can handle it.
Kristi: If you know what I mean.
Hammy: there's no shame in admitting you may be more comfortable with something smaller
Hammy: I'm sure it won't be shooting blanks either way, cause what's the fun in that.
Kristi: got to keep it exciting
Kristi: consequences make it fun
Hammy: Totally.
Hammy: It's the element of danger.
Hammy: Doesn't mean you can't use some measure of protection though. You have to watch out for yourself at least a little bit.
Hammy: Ok, I think I've stretched this metaphor as far as it'll go.
Kristi: yes I almost said something totally non gun related and gross
Kristi: like I think we'll be ok if we take it slow and use lots of lube. Wait, are we still talking about guns?
Hammy: Something about proper maintenance and making sure all your equipment was well lubricated
Kristi: lol yes
(5:02:19 AM) Mr. Wonderful: which?
(5:02:20 AM) Ryan: Came nice and fast
(5:02:20 AM) Mr. Wonderful: ours?
(5:02:27 AM) Mr. Wonderful: oh
(5:02:31 AM) Mr. Wonderful: sex talk again
(5:02:33 AM) Mr. Wonderful: y6eah
(5:02:37 AM) Mr. Wonderful: that's always nice
(5:03:03 AM) Ryan: They are
(5:03:15 AM) Mr. Wonderful: i'll bring my own damn condoms (i'll bring some magnums for you, obviously) and we'll hit all those awesome clubs you were talking about
(5:03:33 AM) Ryan: huzzah
(5:03:38 AM) Ryan: I don't think I need magnums
(5:03:48 AM) Ryan: The legends of my wang tend to embellish a bit
(5:04:07 AM) Ryan: Though I do admit the vending machine quality on the streets don't cut it for me. They hurt.
(5:04:15 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you don'[t seem to remember just HOW drunk you've been
(5:04:26 AM) Mr. Wonderful: no exageration, I assure you
(5:04:56 AM) Mr. Wonderful: plus I talked to Koune after you had her
(5:05:03 AM) Mr. Wonderful: over soemn chuhais
(5:05:07 AM) Ryan: wat
(5:05:19 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you're surprised she was an alki?
(5:05:25 AM) Ryan: You talked to Kounei about sex with me?
(5:05:30 AM) Ryan: No, not at all
(5:05:43 AM) Mr. Wonderful: no, I just said "hi"she talked about sex with you
(5:06:01 AM) Mr. Wonderful: DUDE,as it is in your best interest
(5:06:05 AM) Mr. Wonderful: AIM convo'd!
(5:06:16 AM) Ryan: Sigh
agntcel: runescape has roped me in again :l
DrFaustusLives: lame
agntcel: yeah, it's fun though :P
DrFaustusLives: fun fucking sucks, fuck fun
agntcel: fuck life.
DrFaustusLives: word.