AIM Convo Thread

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  • edited July 2009
    Felt good afterwards. I hate summer.
  • edited July 2009
    Bruce and Ryan really love their wacky IM convos it seems
  • edited July 2009
    Shade says:
    ... Alright then... so whatchu doin'?

    OB Home says:
    Not much. I think I caught a bug from camp, so I’m resting.

    Shade says:
    Ahuh.

    OB Home says:
    You?

    Shade says:
    Putting some of my pokemon cards on ebay.

    OB Home says:
    How many?

    Shade says:
    Just two of my moderately expensive cards (5 to 10 bucks). My mom is being very, very careful to make sure I don't flood the market, though I'm not sure how I could do that when I'm posting different cards with different prices.

    OB Home says:
    Where are you getting the price of them from?

    Shade says:
    Other cards of the the same kind posted on ebay.

    OB Home says:
    Ok. One of these days I will probably sell mine

    Shade says:
    Yeah... I'd do it soon, at some point here there's going to be an ebay event horizon, where things get so impossibly complex to put any items on ebay that its virtually impossible to actually succeed... and it's more practical to try to sell them for $100 each to the hobo on the corner.

    OB Home says:
    Why is that going to happen?

    Shade says:
    Because they "improve the system" so often that it just gets more and more difficult to do anything. Think about video games. Older arcade games have maybe a four way directional control and one or two buttons, but as the technology got 'better' it became more complex. Now we have systems with 20 buttons and three menus where the buttons do different things entirely. Now assuming that there isn't a point where controls are PERFECT, and that as we progress things will get more and more complicated (obviously not true), then its safe to assume that in the future we'll have 50 buttons, 20 menus, and 30 game types where all the controls will be different.

    OB Home says:
    k
  • edited July 2009
    Your mom is being careful so you don't flood the market? That's hot.
  • edited July 2009
    I'm surprised that economic responsibility turns you on Ryan. But it seems so obvious in hindsight.
  • edited July 2009
    Mr. Wonderful says (16:45):
    I'm well aware of my inadequacies

    Mr. Wonderful says (16:45):
    and nobodyn could doubt you monster co9ck

    Mr. Wonderful says (16:45):
    My only regret is that my eyesight was not then what it is nmow so i could fully appreciate your enourmous penis
  • edited July 2009
    Did adam just call you 'monster cock'?
  • edited August 2009
    (other unrelated conversation before this)

    Ryan says (13:09):
    I'm a bad person, aren't I

    Tanya says (13:09):
    you are, Ryan

    Ryan says (13:09):
    But you know, I think I'm okay with it.

    Tanya says (13:10):
    being defiled before death?

    Tanya says (13:10):
    how would you defile an american?

    Ryan says (13:10):
    For most Americans, it would be reading their last rites with the Koran instead of the Bible

    Ryan says (13:10):
    At least, in the South

    Tanya says (13:18):
    that's ridiculous

    Tanya says (13:18):
    it's all silly superstition

    Ryan says (13:18):
    How do you defile a Canadian?

    Ryan says (13:19):
    Burn hockey sticks?

    Ryan says (13:19):
    Pour maple syrup down the drain?

    Tanya says (13:23):
    call them Americans.

    Ryan says (13:25):
    Oh snap
  • edited August 2009
    I agree, the USA needs a better name.
  • edited August 2009
    I vote Vespucciland.
  • edited August 2009
    How about Awesometown?
  • edited August 2009
    yashinnashi
    yo, yo. What up?
    biffibisquiby
    nothin much, just fartin around on the internet soon before I go to bed
    yourself?
    yashinnashi
    I farted earlier
    now I'm just getting home from a party
    So, how DOES one fart on the internet?
    I would love to send my farts to people via email
    biffibisquiby
    lol
    I dunno, you'd be safer just sending it to boys
    they always find farts to be hella hilarious
    yashinnashi
    I know a girl who loves farts
    and she's hot
    biffibisquiby
    she must have spent a lot of time around guys then!
    yashinnashi
    What are you trying to say?
    biffibisquiby
    that girls with little exposure to the awesomeness of men just aren't usually capable of achieving that level of awesome
    yashinnashi
    oh. ok, then
    as long as we're on the same track now
    biffibisquiby
    :D
  • edited August 2009
    In one way I am flattered.
    In another I am shamed.
  • edited September 2009
    [11:32 PM] Hammy: yo yo
    [11:33 PM] My: Hey
    [11:33 PM] My: Sorry, trying to score
    [11:34 PM] My: The poster
    [11:34 PM] My: Omg
    [11:34 PM] Hammy: ahahaha
    [11:34 PM] Hammy: bad place for a line break mys
    [11:34 PM] My: Omg
  • edited September 2009
    The enter key is powerful and potentially dangerous. Use it with caution.
  • edited September 2009
    (6:31:19 AM) Ryan: How were you holding your penis?
    (6:31:34 AM) Mr. Wonderful: the regular way
    (6:31:48 AM) Mr. Wonderful: wrap it over your forearm and hold it in our otehr hand
    (6:33:26 AM) Ryan: that's not regular
    (6:33:32 AM) Ryan: that's just asking for trouble
    (6:33:39 AM) Mr. Wonderful: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
    (6:33:56 AM) Mr. Wonderful: as if you should say anything abotu having too much penis
    (6:34:37 AM) Ryan: I just use one hand
    (6:34:55 AM) Mr. Wonderful: then it's a matter of mleverage
    (6:35:05 AM) Ryan: use the thumb and pointer to hold and aim, and cup the scrotum with the remaining fingers
    (6:35:06 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you have your arm comletely outstreched
    (6:35:10 AM) Ryan: It makes me feel safe
    (6:36:02 AM) Mr. Wonderful: obviously you've learned how to aim "goofy foot" so to speak
    (6:36:21 AM) Ryan: I aim well
    (6:36:24 AM) Mr. Wonderful: after so many years of having such a LARGE handicap
    (6:36:34 AM) Ryan: not exactly a sawed off shotgun

    EDIT: (6:41:14 AM) Ryan: I don't fit into Asian girls
  • edited September 2009
    Two can play at this game.

    Mr. Wonderful says (7:03 PM):
    nah
    if there's grass on the field, play ball!
    old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
    old enough to pee, old enough for me

    Mr. Wonderful says (7:04 PM):
    pick one
  • edited September 2009
    Oh my.
  • edited September 2009
    hmm..... When taken by itself, that comment could make me seem like a bad man.
  • edited September 2009
    Ryan says: (09:20:46)
    After a long day at the office, nothing helps me relax more than a nice glass of whiskey and a big dark fag to suck on for an hour or so
  • edited September 2009
    CONTEXT YOU BASTARD

    Bruce says (16:16):
    Right, fag time!

    Bruce says (16:16):
    By which I mean cigarette, not gay cock action (Sadly)

    Ryan says (16:19):
    I like that you call it fag time

    Ryan says (16:19):
    It almost makes me want to start smoking faggies

    Ryan says (16:19):
    Can cigars be fags?

    Bruce says (16:19):
    Not here, no

    Ryan says (16:19):
    Giant fags?

    Ryan says (16:19):
    Big dark fags?

    Ryan says (16:19):
    One hour fags?

    Ryan says (16:20):
    After a long day at the office, nothing helps me relax more than a nice glass of whiskey and a big dark fag to suck on for an hour or so

    Bruce says (16:21):
    You knew I'd do it
  • edited October 2009
    biffibisquiby
    wtf Pandora is talking to me about getting married
    how does Pandora know???

    takeru126
    ...

    biffibisquiby
    I mean, okay, I can see why facebook would know
    but Pandora??

    takeru126
    I don' t know, man

    biffibisquiby
    me neither

    takeru126
    that's actually kind of scary

    biffibisquiby
    man

    takeru126
    like, Terminator scary

    biffibisquiby
    lol

    takeru126
    Terminator 4 scary

    biffibisquiby
    not only does Pandora know my musical preferences more than I do, but it keeps up with my social life too. How fucking awesome and creepy is that

    takeru126
    pretty crawesome
  • edited November 2009
    Ana: STOP OVERTWEETING MARIO!
    Me: Clearly my standards are different from yours and Megan's. :P STOP UNDERTWEETING!
    Ana: Shut your whore mouth.
    Me: You can never silence my whore fingers! TYPE TYPE TYPE
    Ana: I'm going to cut them off and then you can't do repairs and then you're f***** ((her censorship, not mine))
    Me: Speech-to-text software. Surely this will yield the most error-prone (and therefore most awesome) tweets ever!
    Ana: Cut out your tongue too.
    Me: ... I had not considered this.
  • edited November 2009
    God saw fit to give us toes for a reason!
  • edited November 2009
    (10:54:54 AM) Ryan: Give her a box of tiny penis condoms
    (10:54:58 AM) Ryan: The Chinese ones are too baggy
    (10:55:03 AM) Mr. Wonderful: lol
    (10:55:08 AM) Mr. Wonderful: those aren't condoms
    (10:55:12 AM) Mr. Wonderful: their for your finger
    (10:55:17 AM) Mr. Wonderful: they're
    (10:55:24 AM) Ryan: That's what I need
    (10:55:31 AM) Mr. Wonderful: nice
  • edited November 2009
    Yep, that's about right, everything's perfectly in context.
  • edited November 2009
    Anytime I say finger-blasting, I get a huge goofy smile.

    I think I should say finger-blasting more.
  • edited December 2009
    (2:27:16 AM) Ryan: Hey, back in a bit
    (2:27:19 AM) Mr. Wonderful: k
    (2:27:22 AM) Ryan: I feel a poo coming
    (2:27:28 AM) Mr. Wonderful: YES!
    (2:27:35 AM) Ryan: I need to sync my poo schedule to work
    (2:27:44 AM) Mr. Wonderful: por que?
    (2:27:47 AM) Ryan: My bathroom toilet is damn cold in my apartment
    (2:27:49 AM) Ryan: It's warmer here
  • edited December 2009
    Continued:

    Adam says (15:29):
    btw, AIM CONVO'ed, BIATCH!

    Ryan says (15:37):
    that was a nice afternoon treat

    Adam says (15:37):
    It's night time

    Ryan says (15:37):
    That's the youtubin thread, genius

    Adam says (15:37):
    wat?

    Adam says (15:38):
    You're so full shit
    You can't fool me

    Ryan says (15:40):
    Oh can't I?

    Adam says (15:40):
    no?
    wait
    yes
    no
    dammit

    Ryan says (15:41):
    Can't see the photo I'm trying to send?
    I screencapped that shit yo

    Adam says (15:41):
    you did no such thing
    as there was nothing to screencap
    I can shop shit too, ya know

    Ryan says (15:41):
    There was

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