OB Home says:
Not much. I think I caught a bug from camp, so I’m resting.
Shade says:
Ahuh.
OB Home says:
You?
Shade says:
Putting some of my pokemon cards on ebay.
OB Home says:
How many?
Shade says:
Just two of my moderately expensive cards (5 to 10 bucks). My mom is being very, very careful to make sure I don't flood the market, though I'm not sure how I could do that when I'm posting different cards with different prices.
OB Home says:
Where are you getting the price of them from?
Shade says:
Other cards of the the same kind posted on ebay.
OB Home says:
Ok. One of these days I will probably sell mine
Shade says:
Yeah... I'd do it soon, at some point here there's going to be an ebay event horizon, where things get so impossibly complex to put any items on ebay that its virtually impossible to actually succeed... and it's more practical to try to sell them for $100 each to the hobo on the corner.
OB Home says:
Why is that going to happen?
Shade says:
Because they "improve the system" so often that it just gets more and more difficult to do anything. Think about video games. Older arcade games have maybe a four way directional control and one or two buttons, but as the technology got 'better' it became more complex. Now we have systems with 20 buttons and three menus where the buttons do different things entirely. Now assuming that there isn't a point where controls are PERFECT, and that as we progress things will get more and more complicated (obviously not true), then its safe to assume that in the future we'll have 50 buttons, 20 menus, and 30 game types where all the controls will be different.
yashinnashi
yo, yo. What up? biffibisquiby
nothin much, just fartin around on the internet soon before I go to bed
yourself? yashinnashi
I farted earlier
now I'm just getting home from a party
So, how DOES one fart on the internet?
I would love to send my farts to people via email biffibisquiby
lol
I dunno, you'd be safer just sending it to boys
they always find farts to be hella hilarious yashinnashi
I know a girl who loves farts
and she's hot biffibisquiby
she must have spent a lot of time around guys then! yashinnashi
What are you trying to say? biffibisquiby
that girls with little exposure to the awesomeness of men just aren't usually capable of achieving that level of awesome yashinnashi
oh. ok, then
as long as we're on the same track now biffibisquiby
:D
[11:32 PM] Hammy: yo yo
[11:33 PM] My: Hey
[11:33 PM] My: Sorry, trying to score
[11:34 PM] My: The poster
[11:34 PM] My: Omg
[11:34 PM] Hammy: ahahaha
[11:34 PM] Hammy: bad place for a line break mys
[11:34 PM] My: Omg
(6:31:19 AM) Ryan: How were you holding your penis?
(6:31:34 AM) Mr. Wonderful: the regular way
(6:31:48 AM) Mr. Wonderful: wrap it over your forearm and hold it in our otehr hand
(6:33:26 AM) Ryan: that's not regular
(6:33:32 AM) Ryan: that's just asking for trouble
(6:33:39 AM) Mr. Wonderful: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
(6:33:56 AM) Mr. Wonderful: as if you should say anything abotu having too much penis
(6:34:37 AM) Ryan: I just use one hand
(6:34:55 AM) Mr. Wonderful: then it's a matter of mleverage
(6:35:05 AM) Ryan: use the thumb and pointer to hold and aim, and cup the scrotum with the remaining fingers
(6:35:06 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you have your arm comletely outstreched
(6:35:10 AM) Ryan: It makes me feel safe
(6:36:02 AM) Mr. Wonderful: obviously you've learned how to aim "goofy foot" so to speak
(6:36:21 AM) Ryan: I aim well
(6:36:24 AM) Mr. Wonderful: after so many years of having such a LARGE handicap
(6:36:34 AM) Ryan: not exactly a sawed off shotgun
EDIT: (6:41:14 AM) Ryan: I don't fit into Asian girls
Mr. Wonderful says (7:03 PM):
nah
if there's grass on the field, play ball!
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
old enough to pee, old enough for me
Ryan says: (09:20:46)
After a long day at the office, nothing helps me relax more than a nice glass of whiskey and a big dark fag to suck on for an hour or so
Bruce says (16:16):
By which I mean cigarette, not gay cock action (Sadly)
Ryan says (16:19):
I like that you call it fag time
Ryan says (16:19):
It almost makes me want to start smoking faggies
Ryan says (16:19):
Can cigars be fags?
Bruce says (16:19):
Not here, no
Ryan says (16:19):
Giant fags?
Ryan says (16:19):
Big dark fags?
Ryan says (16:19):
One hour fags?
Ryan says (16:20):
After a long day at the office, nothing helps me relax more than a nice glass of whiskey and a big dark fag to suck on for an hour or so
biffibisquiby
wtf Pandora is talking to me about getting married
how does Pandora know???
takeru126
...
biffibisquiby
I mean, okay, I can see why facebook would know
but Pandora??
takeru126
I don' t know, man
biffibisquiby
me neither
takeru126
that's actually kind of scary
biffibisquiby
man
takeru126
like, Terminator scary
biffibisquiby
lol
takeru126
Terminator 4 scary
biffibisquiby
not only does Pandora know my musical preferences more than I do, but it keeps up with my social life too. How fucking awesome and creepy is that
Ana: STOP OVERTWEETING MARIO!
Me: Clearly my standards are different from yours and Megan's. :P STOP UNDERTWEETING!
Ana: Shut your whore mouth.
Me: You can never silence my whore fingers! TYPE TYPE TYPE
Ana: I'm going to cut them off and then you can't do repairs and then you're f***** ((her censorship, not mine))
Me: Speech-to-text software. Surely this will yield the most error-prone (and therefore most awesome) tweets ever!
Ana: Cut out your tongue too.
Me: ... I had not considered this.
(10:54:54 AM) Ryan: Give her a box of tiny penis condoms
(10:54:58 AM) Ryan: The Chinese ones are too baggy
(10:55:03 AM) Mr. Wonderful: lol
(10:55:08 AM) Mr. Wonderful: those aren't condoms
(10:55:12 AM) Mr. Wonderful: their for your finger
(10:55:17 AM) Mr. Wonderful: they're
(10:55:24 AM) Ryan: That's what I need
(10:55:31 AM) Mr. Wonderful: nice
(2:27:16 AM) Ryan: Hey, back in a bit
(2:27:19 AM) Mr. Wonderful: k
(2:27:22 AM) Ryan: I feel a poo coming
(2:27:28 AM) Mr. Wonderful: YES!
(2:27:35 AM) Ryan: I need to sync my poo schedule to work
(2:27:44 AM) Mr. Wonderful: por que?
(2:27:47 AM) Ryan: My bathroom toilet is damn cold in my apartment
(2:27:49 AM) Ryan: It's warmer here
Comments
... Alright then... so whatchu doin'?
OB Home says:
Not much. I think I caught a bug from camp, so I’m resting.
Shade says:
Ahuh.
OB Home says:
You?
Shade says:
Putting some of my pokemon cards on ebay.
OB Home says:
How many?
Shade says:
Just two of my moderately expensive cards (5 to 10 bucks). My mom is being very, very careful to make sure I don't flood the market, though I'm not sure how I could do that when I'm posting different cards with different prices.
OB Home says:
Where are you getting the price of them from?
Shade says:
Other cards of the the same kind posted on ebay.
OB Home says:
Ok. One of these days I will probably sell mine
Shade says:
Yeah... I'd do it soon, at some point here there's going to be an ebay event horizon, where things get so impossibly complex to put any items on ebay that its virtually impossible to actually succeed... and it's more practical to try to sell them for $100 each to the hobo on the corner.
OB Home says:
Why is that going to happen?
Shade says:
Because they "improve the system" so often that it just gets more and more difficult to do anything. Think about video games. Older arcade games have maybe a four way directional control and one or two buttons, but as the technology got 'better' it became more complex. Now we have systems with 20 buttons and three menus where the buttons do different things entirely. Now assuming that there isn't a point where controls are PERFECT, and that as we progress things will get more and more complicated (obviously not true), then its safe to assume that in the future we'll have 50 buttons, 20 menus, and 30 game types where all the controls will be different.
OB Home says:
k
I'm well aware of my inadequacies
Mr. Wonderful says (16:45):
and nobodyn could doubt you monster co9ck
Mr. Wonderful says (16:45):
My only regret is that my eyesight was not then what it is nmow so i could fully appreciate your enourmous penis
Ryan says (13:09):
I'm a bad person, aren't I
Tanya says (13:09):
you are, Ryan
Ryan says (13:09):
But you know, I think I'm okay with it.
Tanya says (13:10):
being defiled before death?
Tanya says (13:10):
how would you defile an american?
Ryan says (13:10):
For most Americans, it would be reading their last rites with the Koran instead of the Bible
Ryan says (13:10):
At least, in the South
Tanya says (13:18):
that's ridiculous
Tanya says (13:18):
it's all silly superstition
Ryan says (13:18):
How do you defile a Canadian?
Ryan says (13:19):
Burn hockey sticks?
Ryan says (13:19):
Pour maple syrup down the drain?
Tanya says (13:23):
call them Americans.
Ryan says (13:25):
Oh snap
yo, yo. What up?
biffibisquiby
nothin much, just fartin around on the internet soon before I go to bed
yourself?
yashinnashi
I farted earlier
now I'm just getting home from a party
So, how DOES one fart on the internet?
I would love to send my farts to people via email
biffibisquiby
lol
I dunno, you'd be safer just sending it to boys
they always find farts to be hella hilarious
yashinnashi
I know a girl who loves farts
and she's hot
biffibisquiby
she must have spent a lot of time around guys then!
yashinnashi
What are you trying to say?
biffibisquiby
that girls with little exposure to the awesomeness of men just aren't usually capable of achieving that level of awesome
yashinnashi
oh. ok, then
as long as we're on the same track now
biffibisquiby
:D
In another I am shamed.
[11:33 PM] My: Hey
[11:33 PM] My: Sorry, trying to score
[11:34 PM] My: The poster
[11:34 PM] My: Omg
[11:34 PM] Hammy: ahahaha
[11:34 PM] Hammy: bad place for a line break mys
[11:34 PM] My: Omg
(6:31:34 AM) Mr. Wonderful: the regular way
(6:31:48 AM) Mr. Wonderful: wrap it over your forearm and hold it in our otehr hand
(6:33:26 AM) Ryan: that's not regular
(6:33:32 AM) Ryan: that's just asking for trouble
(6:33:39 AM) Mr. Wonderful: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
(6:33:56 AM) Mr. Wonderful: as if you should say anything abotu having too much penis
(6:34:37 AM) Ryan: I just use one hand
(6:34:55 AM) Mr. Wonderful: then it's a matter of mleverage
(6:35:05 AM) Ryan: use the thumb and pointer to hold and aim, and cup the scrotum with the remaining fingers
(6:35:06 AM) Mr. Wonderful: you have your arm comletely outstreched
(6:35:10 AM) Ryan: It makes me feel safe
(6:36:02 AM) Mr. Wonderful: obviously you've learned how to aim "goofy foot" so to speak
(6:36:21 AM) Ryan: I aim well
(6:36:24 AM) Mr. Wonderful: after so many years of having such a LARGE handicap
(6:36:34 AM) Ryan: not exactly a sawed off shotgun
EDIT: (6:41:14 AM) Ryan: I don't fit into Asian girls
Mr. Wonderful says (7:03 PM):
nah
if there's grass on the field, play ball!
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
old enough to pee, old enough for me
Mr. Wonderful says (7:04 PM):
pick one
After a long day at the office, nothing helps me relax more than a nice glass of whiskey and a big dark fag to suck on for an hour or so
Bruce says (16:16):
Right, fag time!
Bruce says (16:16):
By which I mean cigarette, not gay cock action (Sadly)
Ryan says (16:19):
I like that you call it fag time
Ryan says (16:19):
It almost makes me want to start smoking faggies
Ryan says (16:19):
Can cigars be fags?
Bruce says (16:19):
Not here, no
Ryan says (16:19):
Giant fags?
Ryan says (16:19):
Big dark fags?
Ryan says (16:19):
One hour fags?
Ryan says (16:20):
After a long day at the office, nothing helps me relax more than a nice glass of whiskey and a big dark fag to suck on for an hour or so
Bruce says (16:21):
You knew I'd do it
wtf Pandora is talking to me about getting married
how does Pandora know???
takeru126
...
biffibisquiby
I mean, okay, I can see why facebook would know
but Pandora??
takeru126
I don' t know, man
biffibisquiby
me neither
takeru126
that's actually kind of scary
biffibisquiby
man
takeru126
like, Terminator scary
biffibisquiby
lol
takeru126
Terminator 4 scary
biffibisquiby
not only does Pandora know my musical preferences more than I do, but it keeps up with my social life too. How fucking awesome and creepy is that
takeru126
pretty crawesome
Me: Clearly my standards are different from yours and Megan's. :P STOP UNDERTWEETING!
Ana: Shut your whore mouth.
Me: You can never silence my whore fingers! TYPE TYPE TYPE
Ana: I'm going to cut them off and then you can't do repairs and then you're f***** ((her censorship, not mine))
Me: Speech-to-text software. Surely this will yield the most error-prone (and therefore most awesome) tweets ever!
Ana: Cut out your tongue too.
Me: ... I had not considered this.
(10:54:58 AM) Ryan: The Chinese ones are too baggy
(10:55:03 AM) Mr. Wonderful: lol
(10:55:08 AM) Mr. Wonderful: those aren't condoms
(10:55:12 AM) Mr. Wonderful: their for your finger
(10:55:17 AM) Mr. Wonderful: they're
(10:55:24 AM) Ryan: That's what I need
(10:55:31 AM) Mr. Wonderful: nice
I think I should say finger-blasting more.
(2:27:19 AM) Mr. Wonderful: k
(2:27:22 AM) Ryan: I feel a poo coming
(2:27:28 AM) Mr. Wonderful: YES!
(2:27:35 AM) Ryan: I need to sync my poo schedule to work
(2:27:44 AM) Mr. Wonderful: por que?
(2:27:47 AM) Ryan: My bathroom toilet is damn cold in my apartment
(2:27:49 AM) Ryan: It's warmer here
Adam says (15:29):
btw, AIM CONVO'ed, BIATCH!
Ryan says (15:37):
that was a nice afternoon treat
Adam says (15:37):
It's night time
Ryan says (15:37):
That's the youtubin thread, genius
Adam says (15:37):
wat?
Adam says (15:38):
You're so full shit
You can't fool me
Ryan says (15:40):
Oh can't I?
Adam says (15:40):
no?
wait
yes
no
dammit
Ryan says (15:41):
Can't see the photo I'm trying to send?
I screencapped that shit yo
Adam says (15:41):
you did no such thing
as there was nothing to screencap
I can shop shit too, ya know
Ryan says (15:41):
There was