AIM Convo Thread

Silverward

The Darkwing Duck game was pretty kickass too.

god

i bet nintendo has someone on the site, and is going to use the samurai warios thing for the next wariowares

Hamelin

Well, not anymore, now they won't do it because it would be predictable now.

Good job.

god

thats what they want us to think.
... OMG YOU'RE the spy!

kukopanki

*gasp*

Doom Shroom

*extra gasp*

Drooling Iguana

*extra cheese*

Doom Shroom

And now I want pizza.

god

like the ones with the segmented, cheese filled crust

kukopanki

Pizza lives under rocks.

Hamelin

Only the best ones. Most of what we get now-a-days is farm raised.

Behemoth

Ninja Turtles had an episode with a pizza-bug/bug-pizza thing. It looked like a pizza, but it was a bug.

Hamelin

Hamelin Rackham: http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e35/Serephel/Potion.jpg
C4rn1v0r3: when does ff12 come out?
Hamelin Rackham: No idea
Hamelin Rackham: also: http://mgrsti3030s.seamlesstech.biz/templates/frmTemplateR.asp?CatalogID=11171&SearchYN=N&subFolderID=179
Hamelin Rackham: limited edition potions! oo
C4rn1v0r3: that's dumb, real dumb
Hamelin Rackham: I know
Hamelin Rackham: yet I want one
C4rn1v0r3: if you buy it, i'll make fun of you
Hamelin Rackham: I'm not gonna
C4rn1v0r3: good
Hamelin Rackham: But... hps..
C4rn1v0r3: it's probably just snake oil anyway
Hamelin Rackham: It's energy drink, I hear
C4rn1v0r3: they just tell them it's a "potion"
C4rn1v0r3: i meant in the games
Hamelin Rackham: ah yes
Hamelin Rackham: I feel better! I think...
Hamelin Rackham: My wounds!
C4rn1v0r3: it's a magical placebo
Hamelin Rackham: Why does it even need to be magical then?
Hamelin Rackham: How does a magic placebo differ from a normal placebo? or a science placebo?
C4rn1v0r3: it's a placebo for the magic
C4rn1v0r3: hence not magical at all
Hamelin Rackham: I see
C4rn1v0r3: it's snake oil marketed as a magic potion
C4rn1v0r3: 100g/bottle
C4rn1v0r3: ether too
C4rn1v0r3: same stuff
Hamelin Rackham: I bet it's just caffeine and watered down citric acid
C4rn1v0r3: and a phoneix down
C4rn1v0r3: forget about it
Hamelin Rackham: So it burns a bit, as all potions should
C4rn1v0r3: a phonex down is just flat redpop
Hamelin Rackham: But... it's a feather
C4rn1v0r3: then it's a seagull painted red
C4rn1v0r3: or something

FangédFaerie

LeperKhanKnew: I didn't tell a complete asshole to rape himself. *proud*
TheFangedFaerie: Aww, why not?
LeperKhanKnew: because it was early
TheFangedFaerie: How early? And what did he do?
LeperKhanKnew: 7 am
TheFangedFaerie: That is early.
LeperKhanKnew: and basically, he didn't check on an organ shipment when it was delivered, to make sure the order was correct on arrival
TheFangedFaerie: Organ shipment??
LeperKhanKnew: yeah
LeperKhanKnew: well, sorta
TheFangedFaerie: Are you into black market goods again?
LeperKhanKnew: I'm not sure of the shipment
LeperKhanKnew: but all things typical, it was probably artificial valves
TheFangedFaerie: So why were you involved in this?
LeperKhanKnew: because I'm in dispatch
LeperKhanKnew: the delivery was made last night at 11 pm
TheFangedFaerie: Okay, this is getting weirder by the statement. Human parts? Or other?
LeperKhanKnew: he didn't check on the order till like 4 this morning
LeperKhanKnew: and we collected the corect airbill
LeperKhanKnew: this type of mistake was made waaaaaay before we got the package
TheFangedFaerie: Uh-huh. So he deserved a good chewing, yes. But I'm still not sure about this line of work you're in.
LeperKhanKnew: but he was basically trying to bully me into doing the work I told him that HE would have to do... a very simple "call this number, stay on the line"
LeperKhanKnew: the package wasn't shipped to us properly
LeperKhanKnew: so yeah, he was a total dick
TheFangedFaerie: You're keeping me hanging on purpose, aren't you?
LeperKhanKnew: no, not really
LeperKhanKnew: I'm a dispatcher
LeperKhanKnew: its what I do
TheFangedFaerie: for stolen human parts, sure.
LeperKhanKnew: I thought I said that earlier
LeperKhanKnew: well, mostly computer parts
LeperKhanKnew: but yeah, radioactive isotopes and human organs occasionally, too
TheFangedFaerie: Ahh, now see, that makes a bit more sense. You don't just do dead people, you're involved in ALL KINDS of illegal stuff.
LeperKhanKnew: cancer medication and human organs, I should say
TheFangedFaerie: Fun job.
LeperKhanKnew: we also deliver random pieces of small machinery and refabricated parts
TheFangedFaerie: Interesting. Hate to think what would happen if there was a mix-up.
TheFangedFaerie: Dell wanted seven PROCESSERS, not BRAINS!!

Behemoth

That was great. I'm jealous, I'm gonna have to go have a wacky AIM convo of my own, now.

Agentcel

I made a thread like this...shouldn't it be there? Otherwise, very funny.

Professor MacJake

FilleAuFish: but seriously I think I've said enough on the subject of deviant pornography
Jake of Laurania: whatever floats your boat, my friend
FilleAuFish: whatever CHARMS your SNAKE
Jake of Laurania: ahahaha, oh, I see what you've done there
FilleAuFish: no, you have to make a euphamism for getting an erection now
Jake of Laurania: oh, how clumsy of me
Jake of Laurania: whatever MAKES your PENIS ERECT
FilleAuFish: I don't want to play this game anymore
FilleAuFish: You've accomplished your mission, you jerk

FangédFaerie

I looked for AIM in thread titles and didn't find any. So here's a new one.

mario

I found two different AIM convo threads (searched for "convo"). Shall I merge them?

Behemoth

No! There's no telling what sort of reaction you'll cause. The whole place could blow.

Drooling Iguana

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

mjc0961

Sounds like one of the better ways to go out, actually.

Professor MacJake

I vote merger! I want all my favorite AIM convos in one, convenient place!

Amoeba Boy

Even though one of those threads is half full of your drunken ramblings?

Professor MacJake

Oh God, I forgot about those.

geoko

on the topic of valentine's day (my how timely of a conversation... it's like it happened... uh... today):

person (12:44 AM): go adopt a turkey

dude (12:45 AM): ??wth

person (12:45 AM): a turkey will love you forever

dude (12:45 AM): i have a cat at my place though

dude (12:46 AM): i think i should go adobt a girl friend

person (12:46 AM): turkeys are cheaper

Nukivaj

I miss Jakey's drunken rumblings too...

god

I think someone else may have been on jhonny's account.

ibenpantsed: hey
mahstabbinknife: hi
ibenpantsed: i'm soooo elliot
mahstabbinknife: no your not
ibenpantsed: brb
ibenpantsed: sry
ibenpantsed: i was saudamuzing my family
ibenpantsed: i do that every tuesday
mahstabbinknife: its wednesday
ibenpantsed: fuckyou fool!
ibenpantsed: i'm a ninja
ibenpantsed: i don't need time
mahstabbinknife: thats nice
ibenpantsed: and i'm elliot
mahstabbinknife: of course you are
ibenpantsed: and not chuck norris
ibenpantsed: because I'm elliot
mahstabbinknife: you keep telling yourself that
ibenpantsed: Duchbag!
ibenpantsed: that's what i say
ibenpantsed: because I'm elliot
mahstabbinknife: k
ibenpantsed: Bill Nye The Science Guy is fuckin awsome
ibenpantsed: i think that
ibenpantsed: because I'm Elliot
ibenpantsed: i'm gonna go play video games now
mahstabbinknife: you go do that
ibenpantsed: sooo yea
ibenpantsed: here being Elliot
ibenpantsed: cuz that's what I do
ibenpantsed: being that I'm Elliot
mahstabbinknife: you have stated this multiple times
ibenpantsed: i know
mahstabbinknife: because your elliot, right?
ibenpantsed: indeed
ibenpantsed: roll to see if i'm getting drunk or not
mahstabbinknife: d10, d12, d20, or d100?
ibenpantsed: d10
ibenpantsed: sooo......
ibenpantsed: am I drunk?
mahstabbinknife: sure
mahstabbinknife: moderately
ibenpantsed: brb
ibenpantsed: sorry
ibenpantsed: i had to piss
mahstabbinknife: thats nice
ibenpantsed: because i'm moderately drunk
ibenpantsed: and Elliot
mahstabbinknife: only moderately elliot?
ibenpantsed: no you missunderstand
ibenpantsed: I'm totaly Elliot
ibenpantsed: if being elliot was like being drunk
ibenpantsed: I'd be very drunk
ibenpantsed: we escaped through the time portal
ibenpantsed: this is zach
ibenpantsed: i like animals
ibenpantsed: and i am totally zach
mahstabbinknife: this conversations lack of logic may make it worthy of being saved
mahstabbinknife: possibly
ibenpantsed: does it lack logic or have os much lgic crammed into it it seems illogical
mahstabbinknife: no
mahstabbinknife: thats not how logic works

mario

Ah, that's much better.

FangédFaerie

Thanks for the merger, and that convo is sooo why I don't auto-login.