Yeah, I have it on good authority that most people want to be me, what god didn't realize though is that it wasn't me. By the way, god, don't attempt to denit it you were completely fooled, I know, I was there.
XxagentcelxX (10:52:47 AM): Each arrow sound effect you hear, is a shot above your head >
Animeman77 (10:52:57 AM): el oh el
XxagentcelxX (10:53:01 AM): there it is again! and no.
XxagentcelxX (10:53:09 AM): >
XxagentcelxX (10:53:12 AM): weird.
Animeman77 (10:53:12 AM): oh, they're great
XxagentcelxX (10:53:31 AM): > + ) = >
XxagentcelxX (10:53:36 AM): try it!
Animeman77 (10:53:36 AM): ?
Animeman77 (10:53:38 AM): what is it
Animeman77 (10:53:41 AM): I don't get it
XxagentcelxX (10:53:46 AM): idk.
XxagentcelxX (10:54:01 AM): )
XxagentcelxX (10:54:18 AM): hm.....that's probably the weirdest thing ever! >
Animeman77 (10:54:22 AM): ummm ok
XxagentcelxX (10:54:41 AM): it's definetly a secret message from teh interwebz.
XxagentcelxX (10:54:48 AM): ">"....
Animeman77 (10:54:53 AM): wait....what?
XxagentcelxX (10:55:11 AM): "and g t *wink*"
Animeman77 (10:55:16 AM): ?
Animeman77 (10:55:18 AM): confused
XxagentcelxX (10:55:23 AM): G T might stand for....
XxagentcelxX (10:55:45 AM): when you type ">" and ")" you get ">"
Animeman77 (10:55:53 AM): ohhhhhhhh k
XxagentcelxX (10:56:16 AM): GT=Greenwich time...so that's like...in the midddle of the ocean
Animeman77 (10:56:23 AM): omgzers
XxagentcelxX (10:57:01 AM): "and in the middle of the ocean...*wink*"
Animeman77 (10:57:12 AM): confuzzed
XxagentcelxX (10:57:25 AM): OMG TREASURE MAP!!!11
XxagentcelxX (10:57:36 AM): It's in the middle of the ocean!
XxagentcelxX (10:58:06 AM): The pacific ocean...
Animeman77 (10:58:06 AM): AHHHHH \/\/3 1Z D3 S/\/\AR+3Re5T
XxagentcelxX (10:58:25 AM): So....we should blow it up, right?
XxagentcelxX (10:58:30 AM): the ocean.
Animeman77 (10:58:30 AM): the ocean?
Animeman77 (10:58:37 AM): how do you blow up an ocean?
XxagentcelxX (10:58:45 AM): The treasure will go flying out, into our hands.
XxagentcelxX (10:59:01 AM): If you mix water with certain elements, it'll explode.
Animeman77 (10:59:00 AM): or it will blow ^
XxagentcelxX (10:59:17 AM): Then again, the "treasure" could be a monster...
XxagentcelxX (10:59:23 AM): hm.
Animeman77 (10:59:38 AM): then, y would there b a map 2 it
XxagentcelxX (10:59:42 AM): Then we'd be heros, and stop world hungar!
XxagentcelxX (11:00:06 AM): bad spelling ftw...
Animeman77 (11:00:22 AM): hungar, el oh el
XxagentcelxX (11:00:27 AM): Because all the fish would be dead, and then everyone would eat them.
Animeman77 (11:00:31 AM): o gtg c ya
XxagentcelxX (11:00:37 AM): later.
Fille Au Fish: Excuse me
DameElysia: Yes,sir?
Fille Au Fish: Would you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?
DameElysia: I could find out
Fille Au Fish: No need, because I know
Fille Au Fish: It weighs enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm John.
DameElysia: ...that one was painful
Fille Au Fish: So is rape
Fille Au Fish: Consider your virginity NULL AND VOID
*This conversation begins as I critique some porn this person had drawn.*
[20:16] LeperKhanKnew: I like the soft colors for background
[20:16] LeperKhanKnew: its different than most
[20:16] X: yeah, i figured they'd be a nice touch
[20:16] X: also: POOPER ACTION!
[20:16] LeperKhanKnew: and little pink streaks for the bouncy nipples is pretty nice too
[20:16] LeperKhanKnew: indeed
[20:17] X: what should i do to improve?
[20:17] LeperKhanKnew: why pooper action, from you?
[20:17] X: Dunno, seemed like an approperiate pose for pooper
[20:17] X: I mean the vagina doesn't go there
[20:17] LeperKhanKnew: wel, good point
[20:21] LeperKhanKnew: the cock seems... off centered on the other one
[20:21] X: Yeah probably
[20:21] X: The guy didn't turn out right at all
[20:21] LeperKhanKnew: did you intentionally make the black guy the one who takes the ass, or was that subliminal?
[20:22] X: Well
[20:22] X: actually the character's darkskinned, like...not black I think. It just turned out like that, I'm sorry XD
[20:22] LeperKhanKnew: I'm just picking on you
[20:22] X: i know, haha
[20:22] LeperKhanKnew: about to make a crack about 4chan or your mother's hatred of non-whites
[20:23] X: Totally
[20:34] LeperKhanKnew: so yeah, I'm gonna talk for a little while longer, so you don't think I'm fapping to your porn
[20:34] X: oh ok
[20:35] LeperKhanKnew: but I probably will later, if that means anything abotu the quality of your work
[20:35] X: huhu
[20:35] X: one day people will fap!
[20:35] X: one day!
[20:35] LeperKhanKnew: oh course!
[20:36] X: until this day comes, I will draw little comics with loli robots
[20:36] LeperKhanKnew: not to bust the bubble, though.... but porn doens't exactly have to be well drawn to be fappable to most people
[20:36] X: Just needs to be moar fluidz
[20:36] LeperKhanKnew: lol
[20:36] LeperKhanKnew: whats the deal with all the fluids?
[20:36] LeperKhanKnew: why is that such a prevailing theme in hentai?
[20:37] X: I dunno
[20:37] X: I don't like em that much, buit I wanna learn how to draw nice transparent fluids
[20:38] LeperKhanKnew: its like "cornerstones to make a hentai: 1. add tentacle dicks 2. women must spray cum from anus, mouth and vagina at all times 3. rape never fails"
[20:38] X: Yay!
LATER ON!!!!
[21:57] LeperKhanKnew: Draw more porn!
[21:57] X: no, I'm not at home
[21:57] X: but I will if there's inspiration
[21:57] LeperKhanKnew: be inventive!
[21:57] LeperKhanKnew: more pooper!
[21:58] X: really? you want moar pooper?
[21:58] LeperKhanKnew: well, yeah
[21:58] X: ooh, ok
[21:58] X: that's a first
[21:58] LeperKhanKnew: really?
[21:58] LeperKhanKnew: how now brown cow?
[21:59] LeperKhanKnew: guys love pooper
[21:59] LeperKhanKnew: I thought you knew that
[22:02] X: they dont't SAY it i guess
[22:02] LeperKhanKnew: but they always want to get in your pooper, right?
[22:03] X: on 4chan, eys
[22:03] LeperKhanKnew: saying that you like to fuck ass only makes you sound gay
This one is really long, so long that I had to split it into two (2) parts, I think it's worth the read though.
2:56:09 PM platterofeyes: hey muffin man
2:56:20 PM ibenpantsed: do you know the muffin man?
2:56:29 PM platterofeyes: THE MURRIN MAN?
2:56:35 PM platterofeyes: Muffin*
2:57:47 PM ibenpantsed: THE MUFFIN MAN!
2:58:02 PM platterofeyes: Do YOU know the muffin man?
2:58:19 PM ibenpantsed: IAMTHEMUFFINMAN!
2:58:28 PM platterofeyes: GOOD GOD NO!
2:58:47 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS NIGH!
2:59:03 PM platterofeyes: Theend?!
2:59:09 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND!
2:59:14 PM platterofeyes: what's theend?!
2:59:25 PM platterofeyes: tell me you bastard!
2:59:46 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS THEEND!
3:00:02 PM platterofeyes: well, didn't see that coming
3:00:14 PM ibenpantsed: YEAH YOU DID...
3:00:21 PM ibenpantsed: IF YOU DIDN;T, THEN YOU FAIL
3:00:29 PM platterofeyes: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
3:00:36 PM ibenpantsed: I AM ALWAYS THERE
3:00:42 PM ibenpantsed: I AM EVERYWHERE!
3:00:48 PM ibenpantsed: BECASUE OF THEEND!
3:00:55 PM ibenpantsed: WHICH IS NIGH!
3:01:00 PM platterofeyes: you'r late on rent
3:01:10 PM platterofeyes: pay me now or get out of my head
3:01:18 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND DOESN NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PETY RENT!
3:01:26 PM platterofeyes: NOO!
3:01:41 PM ibenpantsed: YOU ARE FOOL
3:01:42 PM platterofeyes: DAMN YOU THEEND!
3:01:48 PM ibenpantsed: AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET PWNED
3:01:52 PM ibenpantsed: BY THEEND!
3:02:10 PM platterofeyes: DEAR ME!
3:02:16 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND!
3:02:22 PM ibenpantsed: !!!!!
3:02:36 PM platterofeyes: how do i kill the Theend?
3:02:46 PM ibenpantsed: YOU CANNOT KILL THEEND
3:02:52 PM platterofeyes: please?
3:03:00 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS NOT A PHYSICAL THING THAT YOU CAN JUST KILL
3:03:06 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND CANNOT BE KILLED
3:03:13 PM ibenpantsed: OR ALIVED
3:03:13 PM platterofeyes: but i'm a brute
3:03:22 PM ibenpantsed: WELL THEN THEEND WILL END YOU
3:03:22 PM platterofeyes: i want to kill it
3:03:46 PM platterofeyes: well how nigh is it?
3:03:59 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS VERY NIGHT
3:04:03 PM ibenpantsed: *NIGH
3:04:09 PM platterofeyes: SHIT!
3:04:17 PM platterofeyes: it's worse than i thought
3:04:22 PM platterofeyes: !
3:04:24 PM ibenpantsed: IF YOU KNEW HOW NIGHT IT WAS YOU GO INSANE
3:04:30 PM ibenpantsed: *NIGH
3:04:37 PM ibenpantsed: *WOULD GO
3:04:46 PM platterofeyes: i'm gunna Google it now!
3:05:04 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS NOT ON YOUR PETTY INTERNET
3:05:11 PM platterofeyes: *Googles and gets oddly specific answers*
3:05:26 PM platterofeyes: huh... what do you know?
3:05:39 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS ON IT'S ON INTERNET NOT
3:05:56 PM platterofeyes: what?
3:06:06 PM ibenpantsed: YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID
3:06:09 PM ibenpantsed: FOOL
3:06:19 PM platterofeyes: oh i wasn't googling Theend
3:06:54 PM platterofeyes: speaking of which I should probably be getting to saving the world...
3:06:57 PM platterofeyes: later
3:07:21 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS NIGHT!!!!
3:07:36 PM platterofeyes: OH GOOD GRAVY SHIT!!!!
3:08:44 PM platterofeyes: Cthulu could whip Theend's ass
3:09:06 PM ibenpantsed: NAH, THEEND AND CTHULHU ARE OLD PALS
3:09:09 PM ibenpantsed: THEY GO WAY BACK
3:09:13 PM platterofeyes: OH NO!!!
3:09:44 PM platterofeyes: i'd better stockpile on weapons that are useless in the battle against Theend!
3:10:05 PM ibenpantsed: INDEED
3:10:08 PM ibenpantsed: PETTY HUMAN
3:11:16 PM platterofeyes: i need five o'clock shadow, long hair, a bitchin outfit, and a fully automatic crossbow
3:11:25 PM ibenpantsed: SURE WHATEVER
3:11:31 PM platterofeyes: I'm gonna save the world
3:11:51 PM ibenpantsed: YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT
3:12:08 PM platterofeyes: why? you think i can't?
3:12:22 PM ibenpantsed: YOU COUDL TRY
3:12:51 PM platterofeyes: so, tell me more about this Theend.
3:13:51 PM ibenpantsed: IF I DID IT WOULD DRIVE YOU DOWN THE SLOW AGONIZING ROAD TO INSANITY
3:14:01 PM platterofeyes: so tell me
3:14:05 PM platterofeyes: damnit
3:14:11 PM ibenpantsed: YOUR BRAIN WOULD PHYSICALLY MELT OVER A LONG PERIOD OF TIME
3:14:18 PM platterofeyes: ok
3:14:23 PM platterofeyes: and...?
3:14:31 PM ibenpantsed: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT
3:14:41 PM platterofeyes: so tell me about it
3:15:41 PM platterofeyes: THAT'S IT I'M INTERROGATING YOUR ASS!
3:15:52 PM ibenpantsed: IT IS A GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWER
3:16:07 PM ibenpantsed: TOO AWESOME FOR HUMAN MINDS TO COMPREHEND
3:16:25 PM ibenpantsed: IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE WITH UMAN WORDS
3:16:30 PM ibenpantsed: *HUMAN
3:17:13 PM platterofeyes: is this the movie kind of horrible power that ends up just being CG animation, and big but not undescribable?
3:17:38 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:17:42 PM platterofeyes: SHIT!
3:17:46 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS MORE OF A FEELING
3:18:05 PM platterofeyes: a pleasent one?
3:18:11 PM ibenpantsed: AN ENDLESSLY HORRIBLE DEGRADING FEELING!
3:18:18 PM platterofeyes: SHIT!
3:18:29 PM platterofeyes: like horny?
3:19:06 PM ibenpantsed: IT DRIVES MEN TO MADNESSAND MELTS EYESOCKETS
3:19:30 PM platterofeyes: so it's prety much another word for horny.
3:19:41 PM ibenpantsed: IT LEAVES THE MADDENED POPULOUS TO DESTROY IT SLEF
3:20:08 PM platterofeyes: yea that's horny in a nutshell
3:20:26 PM platterofeyes: that's not nigh that's here
3:20:31 PM ibenpantsed: SURE YWHY NOT
3:20:51 PM ibenpantsed: BUT IT;S PRETTY MUCH ENDLESSLY EORSE THAN THAT
3:20:56 PM ibenpantsed: *WORSE
3:21:37 PM platterofeyes: so like, a kind of I'm on drugs and want to fuck everything that moves feeling?
3:21:45 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:21:53 PM platterofeyes: OH NO!
3:21:53 PM ibenpantsed: IT'S MORE LIKE A
3:22:10 PM ibenpantsed: PULL YOUR OWN THROAT OUT AND ATTMPT TO EAT IT
3:22:23 PM ibenpantsed: BUT YOU CAN;T CUZ YOU PULLED YOR THROAT OUT
3:22:48 PM platterofeyes: I've been that horny
3:22:51 PM ibenpantsed: SORT OF FEELING
3:23:03 PM ibenpantsed: WELL THAT;S YOU THEN
3:23:18 PM ibenpantsed: BU WHEN THEEND COMES SEX WILL BE THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND
3:23:28 PM ibenpantsed: AND THEEND IS INSANELY NIGH
3:23:34 PM platterofeyes: DEAR GOD IT MUST BE POWERFUL!
3:23:40 PM ibenpantsed: IT REALLY IS
3:23:54 PM platterofeyes: sex not on my mind... that's impossible
3:24:07 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND MAKES IT POSSIBLE
3:24:13 PM platterofeyes: oh no
3:24:59 PM platterofeyes: well before it get's here i might as well fuck everyone I know
3:25:19 PM ibenpantsed: SURE WHY NOT
3:25:38 PM platterofeyes: because i'm sitting here
3:25:51 PM platterofeyes: and everyone else is out there
3:26:02 PM platterofeyes: PORNFEST!
3:26:12 PM ibenpantsed: INDEED
3:26:37 PM platterofeyes: so can i defeat this Theend?
3:26:42 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:26:48 PM platterofeyes: shit
3:26:51 PM ibenpantsed: WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS
3:27:04 PM platterofeyes: what about pure willpower?
3:27:13 PM ibenpantsed: STOP OPENING OLD WOUNDS!
3:27:19 PM ibenpantsed: I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME!
3:27:21 PM platterofeyes: that's how Horny is defeated
3:27:33 PM ibenpantsed: FNE THEN, IT'S OVER!
3:27:39 PM platterofeyes: ok
3:27:49 PM platterofeyes: sp willpower won't work
3:27:56 PM ibenpantsed: YEAH PRETTY MUCH
3:28:09 PM platterofeyes: what of masturbation
3:28:36 PM platterofeyes: is there some sort of way to simulate ripping one's throught out and eating it?
3:29:30 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:29:37 PM platterofeyes: shit
3:29:42 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS INEVITABLE
3:30:31 PM platterofeyes: wait a second..theend isn't like horny is it
3:30:42 PM platterofeyes: it's bigger than that
3:30:49 PM platterofeyes: IT"S PUBERTY!
3:30:55 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:31:07 PM ibenpantsed: YOUR ON THW WHOLE WRONG PATH HERE
3:31:16 PM ibenpantsed: YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE FORK
3:31:18 PM platterofeyes: name one thing about it that isn't like puberty
3:31:24 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND LOVES METAPHOR
3:31:41 PM ibenpantsed: IT KILLS YOU IN HORRIBLE UNDESCRIBABLE WAYS
3:31:49 PM ibenpantsed: PUBERTY ONLY TORTURE YOU
3:32:24 PM platterofeyes: i said one thing that ISN'T like puberty
3:33:17 PM ibenpantsed: IF YOU WANT TO COMPARE THEEND TO PUBERTY SO THAT YOUR HUMAN BRAIN CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND THEEND YOU MAY
3:33:39 PM platterofeyes: ok
3:33:40 PM ibenpantsed: BUT THEEND IS MOST CERTAINLY ON A WHOILE OTHER LEVEL
3:33:55 PM platterofeyes: DEAR ME!!!
3:34:01 PM ibenpantsed: INDEED
3:34:09 PM platterofeyes: good game man
3:34:21 PM ibenpantsed: INDEED
3:36:24 PM platterofeyes: so, sucks that you can't be home for the Superbwol
3:36:49 PM ibenpantsed: I DON'T HAVE CABLE AT MY HOUSE
3:36:56 PM platterofeyes: yea so
3:37:00 PM ibenpantsed: IT;S NOT LIKE I WATCH THE SUPERBOWL ANYWAY
3:37:12 PM platterofeyes: u don't watch it at yyour house
3:37:22 PM ibenpantsed: I SUPPOSE I COULD WATCH IT AT MY DAD;S
3:37:31 PM platterofeyes: you go to a suprebowl party
3:37:34 PM platterofeyes:
3:37:44 PM ibenpantsed: I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A SUPERBOWL PARTY
3:37:51 PM platterofeyes: NO!
3:37:56 PM platterofeyes: your a guy
3:38:02 PM ibenpantsed: FORGIVE IF I JUST BLEW YOU MIND
3:38:06 PM platterofeyes: it's your birthright
3:38:37 PM platterofeyes: as an American male you must go to one!
3:39:15 PM ibenpantsed: MEH, I;M OK
3:39:18 PM platterofeyes: be thankful you didn't say that to a jock
3:39:54 PM platterofeyes: he'd be all over your ass with kicks and punches and the word "homo"
3:41:04 PM ibenpantsed: indeed
3:41:55 PM platterofeyes: speaking of which your coming to see my play right?
3:42:07 PM ibenpantsed: when is it?
3:42:32 PM platterofeyes: twenty fourth fifth and sixth i think
3:43:19 PM ibenpantsed: I will trey to make it
3:43:25 PM platterofeyes: cool
3:43:34 PM platterofeyes: it's your loss if you miss it
3:43:39 PM ibenpantsed: what play is it?
3:44:12 PM platterofeyes: While The Lights Were Out By Jack Sharkely
3:44:21 PM ibenpantsed: word
3:44:48 PM platterofeyes: totaly awsome
3:44:53 PM platterofeyes: it's a farse
3:45:36 PM platterofeyes: abd the best part is I'm a rich british prety boy preppy tenis player
3:45:54 PM platterofeyes: complete with secret rmance
3:46:00 PM platterofeyes: romance*
3:46:05 PM ibenpantsed: coolz
3:46:08 PM ibenpantsed: sounds good
3:46:14 PM ibenpantsed: if I can make it i will
3:46:21 PM platterofeyes: cool
3:46:30 PM platterofeyes: u'd love it
3:46:32 PM platterofeyes: i think
3:54:23 PM platterofeyes: Theend=sex
3:54:51 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS PRETTY MUCH INCOMPARABLE TO ANY HUMAN THING
3:55:08 PM platterofeyes: like....women
3:56:29 PM ibenpantsed: SURE WHATEVER
3:56:49 PM ibenpantsed: ANYWAY, I HAVE GOTT TO GO
3:56:53 PM ibenpantsed: TO MY DADS
3:56:55 PM platterofeyes: bye
3:56:55 PM ibenpantsed: PEACE
ILessThan3xYou (11:58:02 PM): No need to be violent.
rightclickscott (11:58:12 PM): That's not violent.
rightclickscott (11:58:15 PM): This is violent.
rightclickscott (11:58:21 PM): *Punches a baby.*
ILessThan3xYou (11:58:27 PM): O:
rightclickscott (11:58:37 PM): I'M A HORRIBLE FATHER!
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:00 PM): YES YOU ARE!
rightclickscott (11:59:09 PM): AGREED!
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:25 PM): Which reminds me, I'm totally forgot that I was having Drew's baby.
rightclickscott (11:59:35 PM): But you're marrying me!
rightclickscott (11:59:42 PM): WHORE!
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:46 PM): NO
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:55 PM): I was having his baby LONG BEFORE you propsed to me!
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:59 PM): *proposed
rightclickscott (12:00:05 AM): So?
ILessThan3xYou (12:00:06 AM): Of course, the baby's gonna be a bastard
ILessThan3xYou (12:00:10 AM): But that's okay
rightclickscott (12:00:13 AM): Heh heh, yeah.
rightclickscott (12:00:19 AM): I tend to do that to babies.
LeperKhanKnew: So you'd be like the Kevin Smith of porn Jake of Laurania: except I wouldn't write roles for myself or my same wooden faced friends in every fucking film Jake of Laurania: I will have the trench coat and long stringy hair and preoccupation with male genitals Jake of Laurania: and hopefully I can get Claire Forlani to work for me. rawr. LeperKhanKnew: *googles* LeperKhanKnew: she's pretty Jake of Laurania: she was in Mallrats. and Meet Joe Black. and had a recurring role in my mastrubation fantasies from 6th to 9th grade LeperKhanKnew: slightly more info than I needed LeperKhanKnew: I mean, come on LeperKhanKnew: "meet joe black".... sheesh
Dr Faustus Lives: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttt
takeru126: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Dr Faustus Lives: all caps? aren't we mister fancy!
takeru126: I wasted all of my caps bux on that message
takeru126: I hope you're happy
Dr Faustus Lives: I didn't ask for it! its your own fault!
takeru126: NO IT'S NO(customer has exceeded the maximum caps for this conversation, please insert more caps bux to continue being annoying)t!
Dr Faustus Lives: just because you can't learn how to be frugal doesn't mean I should be punished! I always stick to my caps budget!
takeru126: i really wish that the internet police didn't instigate caps regulation.
Dr Faustus Lives: hey, as long as it keeps the terrorists away, let them do their job
takeru126: i just wish we didn't have to live in this "happy camp".
Dr Faustus Lives: shh! questioning the camp is a campable offense!
takeru126: we're already in the camp1
takeru126: oh great, now shift isn't working
Dr Faustus Lives: again, you're just irresponsible!
takeru126: i'm sick of this fucking camp.
takeru126: you know what, happy camp/ fuck you1
takeru126: (customer has been given a ride to the happy fun time re-education center. don't expect to see him/her again.)
Dr Faustus Lives: oh, great, now who am I going to have a wacky AIM conversation with? John? I don't think so!
takeru126: Hello! I am Matthew!
takeru126: What's going on Jack?
Dr Faustus Lives: that's Professor MacJake to you, you clod!
takeru126: ...
takeru126: DO NOT INSULT THE SYSTEM.
takeru126: Er...I mean, Yes, I am Matt!
takeru126: Sorry Doctor Jake the Snake!
Dr Faustus Lives: clearly something is amiss here
takeru126: NOTHING IS AMISS, YOU ARE HAPPY
takeru126: YOU ARE IN HAPPY CAMP
Dr Faustus Lives: you can't be the real Matt! you're not coming on to me!
Dr Faustus Lives: Help! Help! Impostor! J'Accuse!
takeru126: YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR PLACE.
takeru126: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO RE-LEARN WHY YOU'RE HERE?
Dr Faustus Lives: I know damn well why I'm here, I set off all those bombs
takeru126: THE TRAITOR HAS BEEN FOUND, INITIATE PLAN OMEGA
takeru126: I mean...dogg, stay where you are! I'm coming over to play some madd Goldeneye
takeru126: it's gonna be the bomb shisnit
Dr Faustus Lives: snap, brah! I'll get the rumble packs!
Comments
Animeman77 (10:52:57 AM): el oh el
XxagentcelxX (10:53:01 AM): there it is again! and no.
XxagentcelxX (10:53:09 AM): >
XxagentcelxX (10:53:12 AM): weird.
Animeman77 (10:53:12 AM): oh, they're great
XxagentcelxX (10:53:31 AM): > + ) = >
XxagentcelxX (10:53:36 AM): try it!
Animeman77 (10:53:36 AM): ?
Animeman77 (10:53:38 AM): what is it
Animeman77 (10:53:41 AM): I don't get it
XxagentcelxX (10:53:46 AM): idk.
XxagentcelxX (10:54:01 AM): )
XxagentcelxX (10:54:18 AM): hm.....that's probably the weirdest thing ever! >
Animeman77 (10:54:22 AM): ummm ok
XxagentcelxX (10:54:41 AM): it's definetly a secret message from teh interwebz.
XxagentcelxX (10:54:48 AM): ">"....
Animeman77 (10:54:53 AM): wait....what?
XxagentcelxX (10:55:11 AM): "and g t *wink*"
Animeman77 (10:55:16 AM): ?
Animeman77 (10:55:18 AM): confused
XxagentcelxX (10:55:23 AM): G T might stand for....
XxagentcelxX (10:55:45 AM): when you type ">" and ")" you get ">"
Animeman77 (10:55:53 AM): ohhhhhhhh k
XxagentcelxX (10:56:16 AM): GT=Greenwich time...so that's like...in the midddle of the ocean
Animeman77 (10:56:23 AM): omgzers
XxagentcelxX (10:57:01 AM): "and in the middle of the ocean...*wink*"
Animeman77 (10:57:12 AM): confuzzed
XxagentcelxX (10:57:25 AM): OMG TREASURE MAP!!!11
XxagentcelxX (10:57:36 AM): It's in the middle of the ocean!
XxagentcelxX (10:58:06 AM): The pacific ocean...
Animeman77 (10:58:06 AM): AHHHHH \/\/3 1Z D3 S/\/\AR+3Re5T
XxagentcelxX (10:58:25 AM): So....we should blow it up, right?
XxagentcelxX (10:58:30 AM): the ocean.
Animeman77 (10:58:30 AM): the ocean?
Animeman77 (10:58:37 AM): how do you blow up an ocean?
XxagentcelxX (10:58:45 AM): The treasure will go flying out, into our hands.
XxagentcelxX (10:59:01 AM): If you mix water with certain elements, it'll explode.
Animeman77 (10:59:00 AM): or it will blow ^
XxagentcelxX (10:59:17 AM): Then again, the "treasure" could be a monster...
XxagentcelxX (10:59:23 AM): hm.
Animeman77 (10:59:38 AM): then, y would there b a map 2 it
XxagentcelxX (10:59:42 AM): Then we'd be heros, and stop world hungar!
XxagentcelxX (11:00:06 AM): bad spelling ftw...
Animeman77 (11:00:22 AM): hungar, el oh el
XxagentcelxX (11:00:27 AM): Because all the fish would be dead, and then everyone would eat them.
Animeman77 (11:00:31 AM): o gtg c ya
XxagentcelxX (11:00:37 AM): later.
*message brought to you via Wii.
DameElysia: Yes,sir?
Fille Au Fish: Would you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?
DameElysia: I could find out
Fille Au Fish: No need, because I know
Fille Au Fish: It weighs enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm John.
DameElysia: ...that one was painful
Fille Au Fish: So is rape
Fille Au Fish: Consider your virginity NULL AND VOID
[20:16] LeperKhanKnew: I like the soft colors for background
[20:16] LeperKhanKnew: its different than most
[20:16] X: yeah, i figured they'd be a nice touch
[20:16] X: also: POOPER ACTION!
[20:16] LeperKhanKnew: and little pink streaks for the bouncy nipples is pretty nice too
[20:16] LeperKhanKnew: indeed
[20:17] X: what should i do to improve?
[20:17] LeperKhanKnew: why pooper action, from you?
[20:17] X: Dunno, seemed like an approperiate pose for pooper
[20:17] X: I mean the vagina doesn't go there
[20:17] LeperKhanKnew: wel, good point
[20:21] LeperKhanKnew: the cock seems... off centered on the other one
[20:21] X: Yeah probably
[20:21] X: The guy didn't turn out right at all
[20:21] LeperKhanKnew: did you intentionally make the black guy the one who takes the ass, or was that subliminal?
[20:22] X: Well
[20:22] X: actually the character's darkskinned, like...not black I think. It just turned out like that, I'm sorry XD
[20:22] LeperKhanKnew: I'm just picking on you
[20:22] X: i know, haha
[20:22] LeperKhanKnew: about to make a crack about 4chan or your mother's hatred of non-whites
[20:23] X: Totally
[20:34] LeperKhanKnew: so yeah, I'm gonna talk for a little while longer, so you don't think I'm fapping to your porn
[20:34] X: oh ok
[20:35] LeperKhanKnew: but I probably will later, if that means anything abotu the quality of your work
[20:35] X: huhu
[20:35] X: one day people will fap!
[20:35] X: one day!
[20:35] LeperKhanKnew: oh course!
[20:36] X: until this day comes, I will draw little comics with loli robots
[20:36] LeperKhanKnew: not to bust the bubble, though.... but porn doens't exactly have to be well drawn to be fappable to most people
[20:36] X: Just needs to be moar fluidz
[20:36] LeperKhanKnew: lol
[20:36] LeperKhanKnew: whats the deal with all the fluids?
[20:36] LeperKhanKnew: why is that such a prevailing theme in hentai?
[20:37] X: I dunno
[20:37] X: I don't like em that much, buit I wanna learn how to draw nice transparent fluids
[20:38] LeperKhanKnew: its like "cornerstones to make a hentai: 1. add tentacle dicks 2. women must spray cum from anus, mouth and vagina at all times 3. rape never fails"
[20:38] X: Yay!
LATER ON!!!!
[21:57] LeperKhanKnew: Draw more porn!
[21:57] X: no, I'm not at home
[21:57] X: but I will if there's inspiration
[21:57] LeperKhanKnew: be inventive!
[21:57] LeperKhanKnew: more pooper!
[21:58] X: really? you want moar pooper?
[21:58] LeperKhanKnew: well, yeah
[21:58] X: ooh, ok
[21:58] X: that's a first
[21:58] LeperKhanKnew: really?
[21:58] LeperKhanKnew: how now brown cow?
[21:59] LeperKhanKnew: guys love pooper
[21:59] LeperKhanKnew: I thought you knew that
[22:02] X: they dont't SAY it i guess
[22:02] LeperKhanKnew: but they always want to get in your pooper, right?
[22:03] X: on 4chan, eys
[22:03] LeperKhanKnew: saying that you like to fuck ass only makes you sound gay
rawr.
nightlord750 signed off at 10:41:56 AM.
=(
2:56:09 PM platterofeyes: hey muffin man
2:56:20 PM ibenpantsed: do you know the muffin man?
2:56:29 PM platterofeyes: THE MURRIN MAN?
2:56:35 PM platterofeyes: Muffin*
2:57:47 PM ibenpantsed: THE MUFFIN MAN!
2:58:02 PM platterofeyes: Do YOU know the muffin man?
2:58:19 PM ibenpantsed: IAMTHEMUFFINMAN!
2:58:28 PM platterofeyes: GOOD GOD NO!
2:58:47 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS NIGH!
2:59:03 PM platterofeyes: Theend?!
2:59:09 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND!
2:59:14 PM platterofeyes: what's theend?!
2:59:25 PM platterofeyes: tell me you bastard!
2:59:46 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS THEEND!
3:00:02 PM platterofeyes: well, didn't see that coming
3:00:14 PM ibenpantsed: YEAH YOU DID...
3:00:21 PM ibenpantsed: IF YOU DIDN;T, THEN YOU FAIL
3:00:29 PM platterofeyes: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
3:00:36 PM ibenpantsed: I AM ALWAYS THERE
3:00:42 PM ibenpantsed: I AM EVERYWHERE!
3:00:48 PM ibenpantsed: BECASUE OF THEEND!
3:00:55 PM ibenpantsed: WHICH IS NIGH!
3:01:00 PM platterofeyes: you'r late on rent
3:01:10 PM platterofeyes: pay me now or get out of my head
3:01:18 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND DOESN NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR PETY RENT!
3:01:26 PM platterofeyes: NOO!
3:01:41 PM ibenpantsed: YOU ARE FOOL
3:01:42 PM platterofeyes: DAMN YOU THEEND!
3:01:48 PM ibenpantsed: AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET PWNED
3:01:52 PM ibenpantsed: BY THEEND!
3:02:10 PM platterofeyes: DEAR ME!
3:02:16 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND!
3:02:22 PM ibenpantsed: !!!!!
3:02:36 PM platterofeyes: how do i kill the Theend?
3:02:46 PM ibenpantsed: YOU CANNOT KILL THEEND
3:02:52 PM platterofeyes: please?
3:03:00 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS NOT A PHYSICAL THING THAT YOU CAN JUST KILL
3:03:06 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND CANNOT BE KILLED
3:03:13 PM ibenpantsed: OR ALIVED
3:03:13 PM platterofeyes: but i'm a brute
3:03:22 PM ibenpantsed: WELL THEN THEEND WILL END YOU
3:03:22 PM platterofeyes: i want to kill it
3:03:46 PM platterofeyes: well how nigh is it?
3:03:59 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS VERY NIGHT
3:04:03 PM ibenpantsed: *NIGH
3:04:09 PM platterofeyes: SHIT!
3:04:17 PM platterofeyes: it's worse than i thought
3:04:22 PM platterofeyes: !
3:04:24 PM ibenpantsed: IF YOU KNEW HOW NIGHT IT WAS YOU GO INSANE
3:04:30 PM ibenpantsed: *NIGH
3:04:37 PM ibenpantsed: *WOULD GO
3:04:46 PM platterofeyes: i'm gunna Google it now!
3:05:04 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS NOT ON YOUR PETTY INTERNET
3:05:11 PM platterofeyes: *Googles and gets oddly specific answers*
3:05:26 PM platterofeyes: huh... what do you know?
3:05:39 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS ON IT'S ON INTERNET NOT
3:05:56 PM platterofeyes: what?
3:06:06 PM ibenpantsed: YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID
3:06:09 PM ibenpantsed: FOOL
3:06:19 PM platterofeyes: oh i wasn't googling Theend
3:06:54 PM platterofeyes: speaking of which I should probably be getting to saving the world...
3:06:57 PM platterofeyes: later
3:07:21 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS NIGHT!!!!
3:07:36 PM platterofeyes: OH GOOD GRAVY SHIT!!!!
3:08:44 PM platterofeyes: Cthulu could whip Theend's ass
3:09:06 PM ibenpantsed: NAH, THEEND AND CTHULHU ARE OLD PALS
3:09:09 PM ibenpantsed: THEY GO WAY BACK
3:09:13 PM platterofeyes: OH NO!!!
3:09:44 PM platterofeyes: i'd better stockpile on weapons that are useless in the battle against Theend!
3:10:05 PM ibenpantsed: INDEED
3:10:08 PM ibenpantsed: PETTY HUMAN
3:11:16 PM platterofeyes: i need five o'clock shadow, long hair, a bitchin outfit, and a fully automatic crossbow
3:11:25 PM ibenpantsed: SURE WHATEVER
3:11:31 PM platterofeyes: I'm gonna save the world
3:11:51 PM ibenpantsed: YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT
3:12:08 PM platterofeyes: why? you think i can't?
3:12:22 PM ibenpantsed: YOU COUDL TRY
3:12:51 PM platterofeyes: so, tell me more about this Theend.
3:13:51 PM ibenpantsed: IF I DID IT WOULD DRIVE YOU DOWN THE SLOW AGONIZING ROAD TO INSANITY
3:14:01 PM platterofeyes: so tell me
3:14:05 PM platterofeyes: damnit
3:14:11 PM ibenpantsed: YOUR BRAIN WOULD PHYSICALLY MELT OVER A LONG PERIOD OF TIME
3:14:18 PM platterofeyes: ok
3:14:23 PM platterofeyes: and...?
3:14:31 PM ibenpantsed: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT
3:14:41 PM platterofeyes: so tell me about it
3:15:41 PM platterofeyes: THAT'S IT I'M INTERROGATING YOUR ASS!
3:15:52 PM ibenpantsed: IT IS A GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWER
3:16:07 PM ibenpantsed: TOO AWESOME FOR HUMAN MINDS TO COMPREHEND
3:16:25 PM ibenpantsed: IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE WITH UMAN WORDS
3:16:30 PM ibenpantsed: *HUMAN
3:17:13 PM platterofeyes: is this the movie kind of horrible power that ends up just being CG animation, and big but not undescribable?
3:17:38 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:17:42 PM platterofeyes: SHIT!
3:17:46 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS MORE OF A FEELING
3:18:05 PM platterofeyes: a pleasent one?
3:18:11 PM ibenpantsed: AN ENDLESSLY HORRIBLE DEGRADING FEELING!
3:18:18 PM platterofeyes: SHIT!
3:18:29 PM platterofeyes: like horny?
3:19:06 PM ibenpantsed: IT DRIVES MEN TO MADNESSAND MELTS EYESOCKETS
3:19:30 PM platterofeyes: so it's prety much another word for horny.
3:19:41 PM ibenpantsed: IT LEAVES THE MADDENED POPULOUS TO DESTROY IT SLEF
3:20:08 PM platterofeyes: yea that's horny in a nutshell
3:20:26 PM platterofeyes: that's not nigh that's here
3:20:31 PM ibenpantsed: SURE YWHY NOT
3:20:51 PM ibenpantsed: BUT IT;S PRETTY MUCH ENDLESSLY EORSE THAN THAT
3:20:56 PM ibenpantsed: *WORSE
3:21:37 PM platterofeyes: so like, a kind of I'm on drugs and want to fuck everything that moves feeling?
3:21:45 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:21:53 PM platterofeyes: OH NO!
3:21:53 PM ibenpantsed: IT'S MORE LIKE A
3:22:10 PM ibenpantsed: PULL YOUR OWN THROAT OUT AND ATTMPT TO EAT IT
3:22:48 PM platterofeyes: I've been that horny
3:22:51 PM ibenpantsed: SORT OF FEELING
3:23:03 PM ibenpantsed: WELL THAT;S YOU THEN
3:23:18 PM ibenpantsed: BU WHEN THEEND COMES SEX WILL BE THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND
3:23:28 PM ibenpantsed: AND THEEND IS INSANELY NIGH
3:23:34 PM platterofeyes: DEAR GOD IT MUST BE POWERFUL!
3:23:40 PM ibenpantsed: IT REALLY IS
3:23:54 PM platterofeyes: sex not on my mind... that's impossible
3:24:07 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND MAKES IT POSSIBLE
3:24:13 PM platterofeyes: oh no
3:24:59 PM platterofeyes: well before it get's here i might as well fuck everyone I know
3:25:19 PM ibenpantsed: SURE WHY NOT
3:25:38 PM platterofeyes: because i'm sitting here
3:25:51 PM platterofeyes: and everyone else is out there
3:26:02 PM platterofeyes: PORNFEST!
3:26:12 PM ibenpantsed: INDEED
3:26:37 PM platterofeyes: so can i defeat this Theend?
3:26:42 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:26:48 PM platterofeyes: shit
3:26:51 PM ibenpantsed: WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS
3:27:04 PM platterofeyes: what about pure willpower?
3:27:13 PM ibenpantsed: STOP OPENING OLD WOUNDS!
3:27:19 PM ibenpantsed: I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT ME!
3:27:21 PM platterofeyes: that's how Horny is defeated
3:27:33 PM ibenpantsed: FNE THEN, IT'S OVER!
3:27:39 PM platterofeyes: ok
3:27:49 PM platterofeyes: sp willpower won't work
3:27:56 PM ibenpantsed: YEAH PRETTY MUCH
3:28:09 PM platterofeyes: what of masturbation
3:28:36 PM platterofeyes: is there some sort of way to simulate ripping one's throught out and eating it?
3:29:30 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:29:37 PM platterofeyes: shit
3:29:42 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS INEVITABLE
3:30:31 PM platterofeyes: wait a second..theend isn't like horny is it
3:30:42 PM platterofeyes: it's bigger than that
3:30:49 PM platterofeyes: IT"S PUBERTY!
3:30:55 PM ibenpantsed: NO
3:31:07 PM ibenpantsed: YOUR ON THW WHOLE WRONG PATH HERE
3:31:16 PM ibenpantsed: YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE FORK
3:31:18 PM platterofeyes: name one thing about it that isn't like puberty
3:31:24 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND LOVES METAPHOR
3:31:41 PM ibenpantsed: IT KILLS YOU IN HORRIBLE UNDESCRIBABLE WAYS
3:31:49 PM ibenpantsed: PUBERTY ONLY TORTURE YOU
3:32:24 PM platterofeyes: i said one thing that ISN'T like puberty
3:33:17 PM ibenpantsed: IF YOU WANT TO COMPARE THEEND TO PUBERTY SO THAT YOUR HUMAN BRAIN CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND THEEND YOU MAY
3:33:39 PM platterofeyes: ok
3:33:40 PM ibenpantsed: BUT THEEND IS MOST CERTAINLY ON A WHOILE OTHER LEVEL
3:33:55 PM platterofeyes: DEAR ME!!!
3:34:01 PM ibenpantsed: INDEED
3:34:09 PM platterofeyes: good game man
3:34:21 PM ibenpantsed: INDEED
3:36:24 PM platterofeyes: so, sucks that you can't be home for the Superbwol
3:36:49 PM ibenpantsed: I DON'T HAVE CABLE AT MY HOUSE
3:36:56 PM platterofeyes: yea so
3:37:00 PM ibenpantsed: IT;S NOT LIKE I WATCH THE SUPERBOWL ANYWAY
3:37:12 PM platterofeyes: u don't watch it at yyour house
3:37:22 PM ibenpantsed: I SUPPOSE I COULD WATCH IT AT MY DAD;S
3:37:31 PM platterofeyes: you go to a suprebowl party
3:37:34 PM platterofeyes:
3:37:44 PM ibenpantsed: I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A SUPERBOWL PARTY
3:37:51 PM platterofeyes: NO!
3:37:56 PM platterofeyes: your a guy
3:38:02 PM ibenpantsed: FORGIVE IF I JUST BLEW YOU MIND
3:38:06 PM platterofeyes: it's your birthright
3:38:37 PM platterofeyes: as an American male you must go to one!
3:39:15 PM ibenpantsed: MEH, I;M OK
3:39:18 PM platterofeyes: be thankful you didn't say that to a jock
3:39:54 PM platterofeyes: he'd be all over your ass with kicks and punches and the word "homo"
3:41:04 PM ibenpantsed: indeed
3:41:55 PM platterofeyes: speaking of which your coming to see my play right?
3:42:07 PM ibenpantsed: when is it?
3:42:32 PM platterofeyes: twenty fourth fifth and sixth i think
3:43:19 PM ibenpantsed: I will trey to make it
3:43:25 PM platterofeyes: cool
3:43:34 PM platterofeyes: it's your loss if you miss it
3:43:39 PM ibenpantsed: what play is it?
3:44:12 PM platterofeyes: While The Lights Were Out By Jack Sharkely
3:44:21 PM ibenpantsed: word
3:44:48 PM platterofeyes: totaly awsome
3:44:53 PM platterofeyes: it's a farse
3:45:36 PM platterofeyes: abd the best part is I'm a rich british prety boy preppy tenis player
3:45:54 PM platterofeyes: complete with secret rmance
3:46:00 PM platterofeyes: romance*
3:46:05 PM ibenpantsed: coolz
3:46:08 PM ibenpantsed: sounds good
3:46:14 PM ibenpantsed: if I can make it i will
3:46:21 PM platterofeyes: cool
3:46:30 PM platterofeyes: u'd love it
3:46:32 PM platterofeyes: i think
3:54:23 PM platterofeyes: Theend=sex
3:54:51 PM ibenpantsed: THEEND IS PRETTY MUCH INCOMPARABLE TO ANY HUMAN THING
3:55:08 PM platterofeyes: like....women
3:56:29 PM ibenpantsed: SURE WHATEVER
3:56:49 PM ibenpantsed: ANYWAY, I HAVE GOTT TO GO
3:56:53 PM ibenpantsed: TO MY DADS
3:56:55 PM platterofeyes: bye
3:56:55 PM ibenpantsed: PEACE
You broke character, too. Thats a no-no.
I liked one line, though: "WHEN THEEND COMES, SEX WILL BE THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND"
ILessThan3xYou (11:58:02 PM): No need to be violent.
rightclickscott (11:58:12 PM): That's not violent.
rightclickscott (11:58:15 PM): This is violent.
rightclickscott (11:58:21 PM): *Punches a baby.*
ILessThan3xYou (11:58:27 PM): O:
rightclickscott (11:58:37 PM): I'M A HORRIBLE FATHER!
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:00 PM): YES YOU ARE!
rightclickscott (11:59:09 PM): AGREED!
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:25 PM): Which reminds me, I'm totally forgot that I was having Drew's baby.
rightclickscott (11:59:35 PM): But you're marrying me!
rightclickscott (11:59:42 PM): WHORE!
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:46 PM): NO
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:55 PM): I was having his baby LONG BEFORE you propsed to me!
ILessThan3xYou (11:59:59 PM): *proposed
rightclickscott (12:00:05 AM): So?
ILessThan3xYou (12:00:06 AM): Of course, the baby's gonna be a bastard
ILessThan3xYou (12:00:10 AM): But that's okay
rightclickscott (12:00:13 AM): Heh heh, yeah.
rightclickscott (12:00:19 AM): I tend to do that to babies.
Jake of Laurania: except I wouldn't write roles for myself or my same wooden faced friends in every fucking film
Jake of Laurania: I will have the trench coat and long stringy hair and preoccupation with male genitals
Jake of Laurania: and hopefully I can get Claire Forlani to work for me. rawr.
LeperKhanKnew: *googles*
LeperKhanKnew: she's pretty
Jake of Laurania: she was in Mallrats. and Meet Joe Black. and had a recurring role in my mastrubation fantasies from 6th to 9th grade
LeperKhanKnew: slightly more info than I needed
LeperKhanKnew: I mean, come on
LeperKhanKnew: "meet joe black".... sheesh
takeru126: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Dr Faustus Lives: all caps? aren't we mister fancy!
takeru126: I wasted all of my caps bux on that message
takeru126: I hope you're happy
Dr Faustus Lives: I didn't ask for it! its your own fault!
takeru126: NO IT'S NO(customer has exceeded the maximum caps for this conversation, please insert more caps bux to continue being annoying)t!
Dr Faustus Lives: just because you can't learn how to be frugal doesn't mean I should be punished! I always stick to my caps budget!
takeru126: i really wish that the internet police didn't instigate caps regulation.
Dr Faustus Lives: hey, as long as it keeps the terrorists away, let them do their job
takeru126: i just wish we didn't have to live in this "happy camp".
Dr Faustus Lives: shh! questioning the camp is a campable offense!
takeru126: we're already in the camp1
takeru126: oh great, now shift isn't working
Dr Faustus Lives: again, you're just irresponsible!
takeru126: i'm sick of this fucking camp.
takeru126: you know what, happy camp/ fuck you1
takeru126: (customer has been given a ride to the happy fun time re-education center. don't expect to see him/her again.)
Dr Faustus Lives: oh, great, now who am I going to have a wacky AIM conversation with? John? I don't think so!
takeru126: Hello! I am Matthew!
takeru126: What's going on Jack?
Dr Faustus Lives: that's Professor MacJake to you, you clod!
takeru126: ...
takeru126: DO NOT INSULT THE SYSTEM.
takeru126: Er...I mean, Yes, I am Matt!
takeru126: Sorry Doctor Jake the Snake!
Dr Faustus Lives: clearly something is amiss here
takeru126: NOTHING IS AMISS, YOU ARE HAPPY
takeru126: YOU ARE IN HAPPY CAMP
Dr Faustus Lives: you can't be the real Matt! you're not coming on to me!
Dr Faustus Lives: Help! Help! Impostor! J'Accuse!
takeru126: YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR PLACE.
takeru126: PERHAPS YOU NEED TO RE-LEARN WHY YOU'RE HERE?
Dr Faustus Lives: I know damn well why I'm here, I set off all those bombs
takeru126: THE TRAITOR HAS BEEN FOUND, INITIATE PLAN OMEGA
takeru126: I mean...dogg, stay where you are! I'm coming over to play some madd Goldeneye
takeru126: it's gonna be the bomb shisnit
Dr Faustus Lives: snap, brah! I'll get the rumble packs!
Why do they get their own timezone, anyway?