NEW YORK (AP) -- There is great embarrassment in your future.
A box of X-rated fortune cookies was mistakenly delivered to a fundraiser hosted by a Brooklyn politician.
The 350 cookies stuffed with "the most graphically lurid" fortunes got mixed up in a batch of 1,750 cookies ordered for the Chinese New Year event, Borough President Marty Markowitz said Friday. Some guests "were stunned, to say the least."
The annual event -- to raise money to send poor children to summer camp -- was attended by some 700 guests Tuesday evening, but only about 80 were still there when the dirty cookies were opened, Markowitz said.
The borough president was on the second floor of the two-level restaurant when a guest "yelled to me from the first floor: 'Marty, did you order these cookies? Did you see what's inside them? I think you better get your butt down here!' " Markowitz said.
Markowitz, who was not wearing his glasses, had the "fortunes" read to him by some of the guests.
"I'm sure they were meant for a raunchy bachelor party," he said. "They were not cutesy. Triple X to say the least."
He said his office had given the restaurant 10 slogans about Brooklyn to insert into the fortune cookies, and 1,400 were delivered correctly.
They contained such G-rated boosterisms as: "Brooklyn -- The 10th Planet," "Brooklyn -- it's more than a freak'in tree," and "Brooklyn -- it's like an everything bagel."
“It is a clear violation of due process and an attempt to discriminate against LGBT NGOs on procedural grounds” says Rosanna Flamer Caldera, Co-secretary General of ILGA, a worldwide network of over 400 lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender groups.
This might be in bad taste, but is that her real middle name?
How could Brooklyn be the 10th planet? We've already found a 10th planet out in the Kupier Belt, so Brooklyn would have to be the 11th. Or the 9th, if they do what I think they should do and downgrade Pluto to the status of a large Kupier Belt object.
This is the best part, as far as I'm concerned: "About 1,600 drivers were listening to lectures in nine rooms at the center at the time. Due to a shortage of original videos, officials dubbed some of them."
Behemoth and I saw various porn magazines lying around in the streets today. We were commenting on how the Japanese love their porn here. Apparently you just discard it on the street when you're done with it.
But the question is how the porn got mixed with the drivers ed tapes in the first place? Did some guy go home that night with a video tape, only to be sorely disappointed?
Bit like what happened here, wherein a teacher tapes a documentary about dinosaurs on the same video which had her home made porn videos to show to her class.
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Well, there was the new 80s ones, and the New Adventures of Johnny Quest, but please, there still wasn't that much for how long it's been on TV
Anyone see that Rocko's Modern Life? Filburt had that cookie that said "Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
This might be in bad taste, but is that her real middle name?
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=bizarre&id=3888982
Seriously though, I can't whistle through my fingers but i don't stick my toes in my mouth...
But is not that special really, its nothing more than lumps of rock on the edge of the solar system.
Now, if you want something super great, look no further than Andromeda:
Ain't she a beaut?
This is the best part, as far as I'm concerned: "About 1,600 drivers were listening to lectures in nine rooms at the center at the time. Due to a shortage of original videos, officials dubbed some of them."
But the question is how the porn got mixed with the drivers ed tapes in the first place? Did some guy go home that night with a video tape, only to be sorely disappointed?
You can guess what happened.
Prostitues urge parents, "Boycott Grand Theft Auto"
Because if you don't listen to politicians, the ESRB, and your own common sense, surely the whores can change your mind.
Wow...What a dumbass....