We need to do this ADVENTURE.

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  • edited January 2008
    Lube yourself up with the slimy fish and squeeze through!
  • edited January 2008
    Tunnel your way into the cell with your spade!
  • edited January 2008
    Use the corkscrew to drill into the lock.
  • edited January 2008
    Upgrade to a progressive scan screen to eliminate the interlacing.
  • edited February 2008
    If the bottle is filled with metal-eating acid, you should use that. Or if it's not acid, maybe the water will rust the bars into brittle pieces of junk that are easily broken by the hilt.
  • edited February 2008
    XoLore wrote: »
    Upgrade to a progressive scan screen to eliminate the interlacing.

    nice. NTSC jokes. awesome. except interlacing is horizontal, but points for the crack on NTSC. worst. standard. ever.

    Melt the bars!!! .... with your mind...
  • edited February 2008
    wrap the bull whip around 2 of the bars then twist the bull whip until the bars slowly bend inwards so you can slip through FTW!
  • edited February 2008
    I'll make an update tonight. Somehow I got Photoshop 7 to look better in Wine, and I don't know what I did, so it is less annoying now.
  • edited February 2008
    Behemoth wrote: »
    Try the keys (that was a keyhole/lock in the first picture of the cage, right?). If they don't work, whip him until he wakes up.
    I'm not whipping him, I've gotten him hurt enough already. I'll try the keys though.

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    Neither of the keys fit this lock...
    Garnet wrote: »
    Use the corkscrew to drill into the lock.
    Alright...

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    SON OF A... The helix broke off in the lock, it's jammed in there now.
    It's a door. You have a fish. I think the answer is obvious.
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    Obvious? I have no idea what you're talking about. How will a groady fish help in this situation?
    If the bottle is filled with metal-eating acid, you should use that. Or if it's not acid, maybe the water will rust the bars into brittle pieces of junk that are easily broken by the hilt.
    Ugh, fine, I doubt this stuff is acid though...

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  • edited February 2008
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    What the...? You, slime, go corrode his manacles!

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    Stupid bars!

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    Are... are you okay?

    Ugh...

    I'm so sorry! This is all my fault. Let me clean that blood up.

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    YEEAAARRRGGHHH!!!

    Wha... What?
  • edited February 2008
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    Oh... No...

    No one gets the drop on me. No one.
  • edited February 2008
    Run.
  • edited February 2008
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



    Also, that little blue dude is back, awesome.
  • edited February 2008
    Say, "Blue Slime! I choose you! Use corrosion attack!"
  • edited February 2008
    Oh no.. he killed Hammer Guy!! How dastardly! I liked that character, too. Use the whip to disarm him, then turn the spear around and stab him to death! For Hammer Guy!
  • edited February 2008
    Grab Hammer Guy's protest sign and start picketing!
  • edited February 2008
    Well crap! I don't suppose you're much of a fighter to take on an elite guard? Running won't do much good...If you can tie a knot really fast maby it would be handy to tie that spade to the end of the whip. It could make a passing flail with a fair range. Do that and try to entangle his spear. He'd probably just jerk the whip away from you, but it might give you an opening to grab the hammer up and take a whack. If you need some extra time, the hilt and the fish could make good distractions when thrown.
  • edited February 2008
    Challenge him to a riddle-contest!

    Or possibly a fiddle-contest, provided he's willing to run off in search of a pair of fiddles.
  • edited February 2008
    I'll update later.
  • edited February 2008
    Ask hammer guy if he's ok.
  • edited February 2008
    FALCON PUNCH!
  • edited February 2008
    Make me a fuckin' sandwch, bitch.
  • godgod
    edited February 2008
    Tell him to get back to the kitchen.
  • edited February 2008
    Show him your boobs for beads.

    No, in seriousness, you should totally ask the slime for help now. And also find cheese for it for a reward at some point.
  • edited February 2008
    Hahaha, seems like a lot of people want to see this girl's boobs.
  • edited February 2008
    Take it up with Mys then.

    I'm working on a SECRET PROJECT that is awesome, and the update might take a while, due to other reasons.

    It will be awesome though.

    Awesome^2.
  • edited February 2008
    AAwweessoommee?
  • edited February 2008
    Assuming those letters are all individual variables, squaring it is downright silly.
  • edited February 2008
    Run to hammer guy. Talking to people as they die is a sure-fire way to prolong their life. If our original character battles the guard while you watch over hammer guy, he will most certainly last long enough to give the two of you his blessing, and probably some awsome item or essential information that will help defeat the king.
  • edited February 2008
    You have a secret power. Use it!
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