J.J.: will you benefit from Obama's wealth spreading? California Über Alles!: not in his first term, no California Über Alles!: but in his second when he declares Capitalism immoral and personal monetary wealth contrary to the ideals of the revolution I expect to rise within the party ranks and advise my local gruppenfuhrer J.J.: hmm!
Ryan: Kaka is a Brazilian player, and very well known in the soccer scene
Ryan: Which means no one in America has any clue who the fuck he is
Ryan: Manchester City, a major soccer team that I believe is British, ovvered to pay $147 million to acquire his services
Ryan: That's $750,000 every week
Ryan: http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/football/01/20/city.kaka/index.html
Ryan: Plus, the really cool thing is that Manchester City is shortened to Man City often
Ryan: And Man City makes me giggle
Ryan: Tell me Jakey, would you like to live in Man City?
Ryan: There would be arcades and internet cafes on every street block
Ryan: Liquor stores on every corner
Ryan: And there would never be any car accidents
Ryan: Because men don't put on makeup while they drive
MacJake: what strange attributes
Ryan: Why thank you
Ryan: You'd probably have to go out of town to buy shoes though
Ryan: To girl city
Ryan: But I'm assuming that enough men would move into girl city just for that name alone, and eventually the two cities would just merge into one normal boring metropolis
MacJake: your gendered stereotypes make me cry
Ryan: LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
It's just that no one refers to poop as Kaká, they refer to it as kaka, with the stress on the first syllable. I DO NOT JOKE AROUND WITH CORRECT PRONUNCIATION MISTERS.
My: the one with the frizzy haired girl taking a video
My: well
My: that spot looks sadly familiar
Hammy: what one?
My: well I cant link to it
Hammy: what row/column?
My: third down first column
Hammy: oh, the girl with the hood
My: what
My: no
Hammy: that is totally not her hair
My: what
My: it isnt
My:
My: my hair looks like that sometimes
Hammy: the one in front of the lincoln memorial right?
My: ....
Hammy: oh, haha, I'm sorry mys
Hammy: *hug*
My: it's her hood
My: pfft
My: heh
My: :P
My: hehe
My: I really did think that was her hair
My: dur :P I feel silly
Hammy: you gotta understand it's a little hilarious =3
My: hhahahaha
My: there she is in the next one tooo
My: jesus
Hammy: just some random girl
DrFaustusLives: my roommate is throwing a tarantula enthusiasts luncheon atm
DrFaustusLives: I don't know if I should venture out and say hello or not
useadecoderring: wow. That's awesome.
useadecoderring: say hello!
useadecoderring: see if they brought their tarantulas!
DrFaustusLives: well I heard someone say something about having their breeding equipment in their car so probably
useadecoderring: breeeeding equipment? ahahahaha
useadecoderring: It's a shame tarantulas in the wild don't have access to this necessary equipment!
DrFaustusLives: I'm sure it's all ancillary
DrFaustusLives: spider smut
useadecoderring: Please. Spider erotica.
DrFaustusLives: apologies
DrFaustusLives: I'm sure it's from France, that makes porn classy right?
useadecoderring: Of course. I guess it's the accent.
Comments
I love you
Ryan says (10:27):
Your birthday is on Friday mother fucker
Ryan says (10:27):
And I love you too darling
Mr. Wonderful says (10:27):
oh, wait.
Mr. Wonderful says (10:27):
I'm sorry
Mr. Wonderful says (10:27):
I thought I was taliing to Jakey
Ryan says (10:27):
...
Ryan says (10:28):
You unbelievable son of a bitch
Did you do it?
California Über Alles!: not in his first term, no
California Über Alles!: but in his second when he declares Capitalism immoral and personal monetary wealth contrary to the ideals of the revolution I expect to rise within the party ranks and advise my local gruppenfuhrer
J.J.: hmm!
Ryan: Which means no one in America has any clue who the fuck he is
Ryan: Manchester City, a major soccer team that I believe is British, ovvered to pay $147 million to acquire his services
Ryan: That's $750,000 every week
Ryan: http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/football/01/20/city.kaka/index.html
Ryan: Plus, the really cool thing is that Manchester City is shortened to Man City often
Ryan: And Man City makes me giggle
Ryan: Tell me Jakey, would you like to live in Man City?
Ryan: There would be arcades and internet cafes on every street block
Ryan: Liquor stores on every corner
Ryan: And there would never be any car accidents
Ryan: Because men don't put on makeup while they drive
MacJake: what strange attributes
Ryan: Why thank you
Ryan: You'd probably have to go out of town to buy shoes though
Ryan: To girl city
Ryan: But I'm assuming that enough men would move into girl city just for that name alone, and eventually the two cities would just merge into one normal boring metropolis
MacJake: your gendered stereotypes make me cry
Ryan: LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
I wasexpecting at least one kaka/faeces name joke.
Ugh, oh well. I for one, cannot wait to move to Man City and watch Kaka all day.
Hehe, kaka.
Am I doing it right?
My: well
My: that spot looks sadly familiar
Hammy: what one?
My: well I cant link to it
Hammy: what row/column?
My: third down first column
Hammy: oh, the girl with the hood
My: what
My: no
Hammy: that is totally not her hair
My: what
My: it isnt
My:
My: my hair looks like that sometimes
Hammy: the one in front of the lincoln memorial right?
My: ....
Hammy: oh, haha, I'm sorry mys
Hammy: *hug*
My: it's her hood
My: pfft
My: heh
My: :P
My: hehe
My: I really did think that was her hair
My: dur :P I feel silly
Hammy: you gotta understand it's a little hilarious =3
My: hhahahaha
My: there she is in the next one tooo
My: jesus
Hammy: just some random girl
DrFaustusLives: I don't know if I should venture out and say hello or not
useadecoderring: wow. That's awesome.
useadecoderring: say hello!
useadecoderring: see if they brought their tarantulas!
DrFaustusLives: well I heard someone say something about having their breeding equipment in their car so probably
useadecoderring: breeeeding equipment? ahahahaha
useadecoderring: It's a shame tarantulas in the wild don't have access to this necessary equipment!
DrFaustusLives: I'm sure it's all ancillary
DrFaustusLives: spider smut
useadecoderring: Please. Spider erotica.
DrFaustusLives: apologies
DrFaustusLives: I'm sure it's from France, that makes porn classy right?
useadecoderring: Of course. I guess it's the accent.
I have a joke for you!
Ryan says (2:29 PM):
Oh boy!
MacJake says (2:30 PM):
What do you call a black pilot?
Ryan says (2:30 PM):
A fine African American role model for young inner city children?
MacJake says (2:30 PM):
goddamn it you ruined my joke
MacJake says (2:30 PM):
"a pilot you racist"
Ryan says (2:30 PM):
YES
MacJake says (2:30 PM):
FUCK YOU