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  • mariomario
    edited May 2006
    I love how they all knew it was a prank, but the reporter still had to get an official quote stating that Harper does not, in fact, eat babies.
  • brucebruce
    edited May 2006
    You mean something like this:

    sillyness2ob.jpg

    So Mr MacJake. Are you actually silly?



    Note: MacJake is not silly, I am merely doing this to see if the media is as stupid as it seems
  • mariomario
    edited May 2006
    And regarding the first article: unless the legal age of consent is something like 13 in Israel, I don't see how you could mistake an 11-year-old for an adult, no matter what she told you.
  • brucebruce
    edited May 2006
    You;d be surprised.

    Some girls in my school who are 11 do look quite old.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited May 2006
    I think the last part of the eating babies article is meant to be a joke.

    Also, even if the 11 year old did look older than a 13 year old, that doesn't really justify 35 men raping her, IMO.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited May 2006
    I don't need a sign to tell me that Stephen Harper eats babies. That's been obvious for years.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited May 2006
    Especially since he ran on the "I eat babies" platform. It's kind of like our Green party.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited May 2006
    I don't care how mature they look, you've got to be freaking blind to mistake an 11 year old for someone of legal age. Though you almost had me there MacJake, I read the title and it immediately ruined my day. I was glad to learn that the sex was actually consensual.
  • brucebruce
    edited May 2006
    Still. 35 men. It does offer some interesting logistical problems.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited May 2006
    I'm having a hard time believing an 11 year old consented to 35 sexual partners. Shit, I have a hard time believeing that an 11 year old consented to ONE sexual partner, but I suppose that perhaps it could have happened. But 35? Jesus Christ in a cracker.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited May 2006
    Night Lord wrote:
    Still. 35 men. It does offer some interesting logistical problems.
    I'm sure they didn't all do it at once.
  • Doom ShroomDoom Shroom
    edited May 2006
    Professor MacJake wrote:
    I'm having a hard time believing an 11 year old consented to 35 sexual partners. Shit, I have a hard time believeing that an 11 year old consented to ONE sexual partner, but I suppose that perhaps it could have happened. But 35? Jesus Christ in a cracker.


    Yeah. If she were American I'd have to disagree, since children are engaging in sexual activity disturbingly early, but I have to doubt this. Though few things like this truly surprise me, at this point.
  • brucebruce
    edited May 2006
    England has the worst rate of teenage pregnancies in europe. A worrying number of 11 year olds get pregnant.

    EDIT: That number is 23 11 year olds a year on average.
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited May 2006
    It's official: The "War on Terror" is now "World War Three."
  • hlavcohlavco
    edited May 2006
    Aw. "The War on Terror" has a much nicer ring to it.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited May 2006
    I dunno. I always pictured more nuclear bombs being dropped in WWIII.
  • KhanFusionKhanFusion
    edited May 2006
    I pictured more robots and flying vehicles without wings.



    Anyway.... back to talking about an 11-year-old getting molested by 35 men...

    It is a minor miracle that the girl survived. Consentual or not, that's a whole lot of dicking for any non-superpowered little girl to take.
  • godgod
    edited May 2006
    maybe the soldiers were below average size. and also, its not WWIII until were all killed by hundreds of missles in less than 10 minutes
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited May 2006
    Shirley Phelps-Rouper of Westboro Baptist Church on Hannity and Colmes

    Wow. When Sean Hannity sounds like the rational human being in an interview, you know that this person is fucking nuts.

    The Westboro Baptist Church Home Page: http://www.godhatesfags.com
  • ApathyApathy
    edited May 2006
    Wow.

    Not even watching all of that.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited May 2006
    Hahahahaha! That's great. What a bunch of fucking nuts. I've been to their website before, but I've never heard them speak. Hating them only fuels them too. Hannity and Colmes must love it when people like that come on. It's impossible for them to look bad.

    She needs a good healthy dose of SCIENCE!!
  • godgod
    edited May 2006
    i want to kill them so badly
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited May 2006
    God hates Phelps?
  • godgod
    edited May 2006
    yes

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060506/D8HDVK382.html
  • brucebruce
    edited May 2006
    Can I swap mothers?!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited May 2006
    Now that's parenting.
  • godgod
    edited May 2006
    Man accused of DUI - on lawnmower
    http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0508LawnmowerDUI08-ON.html
  • LangLang
    edited May 2006
    "The lawnmower was towed."
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited May 2006
    Girls, 13 and 12, devise best counter-prank ever.
    LAKEVIEW, Oregon (AP) -- A 13-year-old girl convicted of attempting to kill two classmates by slipping rat poison into their milk was sentenced to up to 12 years in a juvenile detention center.

    Holley Sweeney was ordered Friday to remain at the Hillcrest Girls' School in Salem until she is 25 with early release possible if she responds to treatment, the judge ruled.

    Earlier this month, the judge found the Lakeview girl and her friend, Stephanie Quesnoy, 12, guilty of plotting and executing a plan to kill two classmates they disliked.

    Quesnoy is to be sentenced May 22.

    The girls put d-Con rat poison in the milk of two classmates September 19 during lunch at Daly Middle School. The victims noticed green crystalline pellets in the bottom of their milk cartons and neither was injured.

    District Attorney David Schutt said the girls planned the poisoning to retaliate against the victims for putting shaving cream in Quesnoy and Sweeney's hair at a slumber party.

    Both girls testified that they wanted their victims dead.

    Schutt said a psychiatrist, who did not testify, determined Sweeney had trouble distinguishing right from wrong.
  • BehemothBehemoth
    edited May 2006
    "Schutt said a psychiatrist, who did not testify, determined Sweeney had trouble distinguishing right from wrong."

    That's to say the least.

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