I constantly have bad luck with women. Everyone I seem to ask out is already taken. The only solace I seem to have anymore is my right hand. What do I do!?
Well, the problem is, Mr. Scott, is that a lot of women (this might apply to men too, I'm not sure, I've never dated one) will remain in a relationship even if it is crappy. They will only leave if someone new comes along and promises a better relationship. This brings us to a dilemma. In the long run, you are doing these girls a favor by allowing them to leave their crappy boyfriends (unless you are a crappy boyfriend too), but at the time you might get a lot of flak for doing it.
So really, if you are interested in someone, find out how their relationship is doing. It might be that she could use a little nudge in the right direction.
And believe me, I know from personal experience. Every girlfriend I have had in my life (about.. 4, I think) has been dating someone when she became interested in me, and the only reason she was with that person was because she was satisfied with the status quo until she saw how much better it could be. Am I a thief? I've been called that, but I'm really now sure how I feel about it, even now. *shrugs* It all works out in the end.
Well, the problem is, Mr. Scott, is that a lot of women (this might apply to men too, I'm not sure, I've never dated one) will remain in a relationship even if it is crappy. They will only leave if someone new comes along and promises a better relationship. This brings us to a dilemma. In the long run, you are doing these girls a favor by allowing them to leave their crappy boyfriends (unless you are a crappy boyfriend too), but at the time you might get a lot of flak for doing it.
So really, if you are interested in someone, find out how their relationship is doing. It might be that she could use a little nudge in the right direction.
And believe me, I know from personal experience. Every girlfriend I have had in my life (about.. 4, I think) has been dating someone when she became interested in me, and the only reason she was with that person was because she was satisfied with the status quo until she saw how much better it could be. Am I a thief? I've been called that, but I'm really now sure how I feel about it, even now. *shrugs* It all works out in the end.
I'm sure this might be practical advice, but it isn't very nice now, is it? In any case, if you were to follow it, be sure the girl's current boyfriend isn't bigger or deadlier than you.
Well, the problem is, Mr. Scott, is that a lot of women (this might apply to men too, I'm not sure, I've never dated one) will remain in a relationship even if it is crappy. They will only leave if someone new comes along and promises a better relationship. This brings us to a dilemma. In the long run, you are doing these girls a favor by allowing them to leave their crappy boyfriends (unless you are a crappy boyfriend too), but at the time you might get a lot of flak for doing it.
So really, if you are interested in someone, find out how their relationship is doing. It might be that she could use a little nudge in the right direction.
And believe me, I know from personal experience. Every girlfriend I have had in my life (about.. 4, I think) has been dating someone when she became interested in me, and the only reason she was with that person was because she was satisfied with the status quo until she saw how much better it could be. Am I a thief? I've been called that, but I'm really now sure how I feel about it, even now. *shrugs* It all works out in the end.
Yeah, you see, that's a bad idea. I tried that before, and one girl cut me out of her life completely, and all the people associated with me. That's why I'm being more cautious with the people I date, despite the downside of having to be the dominant one. For some reason, girls, more often than not, are attracted to men who are dominant, in the bedroom or not.
You know what they say, vanity is the coolest sin.
No, the coolest sin is definitely a combination of gluttony and sodomy. I call it glottomy. Or sluttomy. They're both good.
In any case, I must make a comment on Mr. Illithid.
A very important consideration to make, when deciding whether or not you really like a person, is to figure out if they are strong enough to stand on their own. Likewise, you should be able to stand on your own as well. This whole consideration, of course, is intended to ensure that one does not end up with (or becoming!) an excessively needy freak who ultimately seeks to consume one's entire life. Can she or he allow you to hang out with friends? Well, that seems like a pretty important thing to keep in mind. The point is, someone who can't or won't leave a clearly unfulfilled or unsatisfying relationship because of the fear of transition back to being single is a person who is most likely unable to handle it when you, Mr New Boyfriend, gets past the honeymoon stage and now seeks to hang out with other people instead of her exclusive company. That sentence was long.
Another critical issue to take, is that if she was unhappy in a relationship to the point that she would jump from that one to yours, there's a very good chance the same thing will occur at some point. Unless you break up with her first, in which case congratulations. You win.
Another critical issue to take, is that if she was unhappy in a relationship to the point that she would jump from that one to yours, there's a very good chance the same thing will occur at some point. Unless you break up with her first, in which case congratulations. You win.
Except now there's a psychotic bitch on the loose that's pissed at you and wants your ass on a pike.
Khan brings up an important issue in every relationship: winning. Winning is the most important thing. Everybody loves a winner, nobody respects a loser. Just remember that no matter what, you have to win every argument you have with her. If you ever let her win, she'll lose all respect for you. Now get out there and win!
I think he just meant better when compared to their current, crappy relationship.
Yes, that's what I meant, but you're right, mario, I guess that did sound kind of arrogant.
There are certain situations, though, when you know you'd be a better match for a female than her current boyfriend, like when the boyfriend has been in jail for minor drug offenses, has broken many major promises, treats the girl like an object, and doesn't really do or care to do anything that interests said female, while you do the exact opposite on every count.
I wouldn't try to squeeze apart two people who seemed even marginally happy. And no, I don't think it's the best way to go about it either. Obviously it works best when both people are single, but it doesn't always work out that way, unfortunately.
Sorry if I offended anyone with my post, and I hope your opinion of me hasn't suffered because of it.
Originally sang by American Hi-Fi She paints her nails and she don't know
He's got her best friend on the phone
She'll wash her hair
His dirty clothes are all he gives to her
And he's got posters on the wall
Of all the girls he wished she was
And he means everything to her
Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned, Nintendo
I wish that I could make her see
She's just the flavor of the weak
It's friday night and she's all alone
He's a million miles away
She's dressed to kill
But the TV's on
He's connected to the sound
And he's got pictures on the wall
Of all the girls he's loved before
And she knows all his favorite songs
Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned, Nintendo
I wish that I could make her see
She's just the flavor of the weak
Yeah
Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned, he's too stoned
He's too stoned, he's too stoned
Her boyfriend, he don't know
Anything about her
He's too stoned, Nintendo
I wish that I could make her see
She's just the flavor of the weak
Yeah, she's the flavor of the weak
She makes me weak
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*sigh* Hammy, can't you for once give some intelligent advice? Always with the the 'hitting' of the 'that'.
Seriously, if we cannot screw with a young person's life, I don't even know what we're doing here.
Yes, you're a good advice giver.
I constantly have bad luck with women. Everyone I seem to ask out is already taken. The only solace I seem to have anymore is my right hand. What do I do!?
So really, if you are interested in someone, find out how their relationship is doing. It might be that she could use a little nudge in the right direction.
And believe me, I know from personal experience. Every girlfriend I have had in my life (about.. 4, I think) has been dating someone when she became interested in me, and the only reason she was with that person was because she was satisfied with the status quo until she saw how much better it could be. Am I a thief? I've been called that, but I'm really now sure how I feel about it, even now. *shrugs* It all works out in the end.
Are you talking about yourself? If so, I'm sorry, but that sounds a bit vain.
*Cries* So many(like 3) years ago... I wondered what had pushed me in the wrong direction.... I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!! *sobsobsob*
*stab*
By the way, this Sunday is camp, which is when I see her.
I'm sure this might be practical advice, but it isn't very nice now, is it? In any case, if you were to follow it, be sure the girl's current boyfriend isn't bigger or deadlier than you.
Yeah, you see, that's a bad idea. I tried that before, and one girl cut me out of her life completely, and all the people associated with me. That's why I'm being more cautious with the people I date, despite the downside of having to be the dominant one. For some reason, girls, more often than not, are attracted to men who are dominant, in the bedroom or not.
Win.
I think he just meant better when compared to their current, crappy relationship.
No, the coolest sin is definitely a combination of gluttony and sodomy. I call it glottomy. Or sluttomy. They're both good.
In any case, I must make a comment on Mr. Illithid.
A very important consideration to make, when deciding whether or not you really like a person, is to figure out if they are strong enough to stand on their own. Likewise, you should be able to stand on your own as well. This whole consideration, of course, is intended to ensure that one does not end up with (or becoming!) an excessively needy freak who ultimately seeks to consume one's entire life. Can she or he allow you to hang out with friends? Well, that seems like a pretty important thing to keep in mind. The point is, someone who can't or won't leave a clearly unfulfilled or unsatisfying relationship because of the fear of transition back to being single is a person who is most likely unable to handle it when you, Mr New Boyfriend, gets past the honeymoon stage and now seeks to hang out with other people instead of her exclusive company. That sentence was long.
Another critical issue to take, is that if she was unhappy in a relationship to the point that she would jump from that one to yours, there's a very good chance the same thing will occur at some point. Unless you break up with her first, in which case congratulations. You win.
Except now there's a psychotic bitch on the loose that's pissed at you and wants your ass on a pike.
Yes, that's what I meant, but you're right, mario, I guess that did sound kind of arrogant.
There are certain situations, though, when you know you'd be a better match for a female than her current boyfriend, like when the boyfriend has been in jail for minor drug offenses, has broken many major promises, treats the girl like an object, and doesn't really do or care to do anything that interests said female, while you do the exact opposite on every count.
I wouldn't try to squeeze apart two people who seemed even marginally happy. And no, I don't think it's the best way to go about it either. Obviously it works best when both people are single, but it doesn't always work out that way, unfortunately.
Sorry if I offended anyone with my post, and I hope your opinion of me hasn't suffered because of it.