Illithid and I have set up a final "test"...so see if I Ellie likes me.
I'm going to trhow away/delete everything that has to do with her, or reminds me of her. I've deleted her e-mail, phone number, AIM, you name it. I've gotten rid of my pictures of her and I, hell, I deleted a Mii I made for her.
Okay, I admit that I haven't read, say, the middle of the thread, but have you tried this test:
-Instead of throwing stuff away and ignoring her, try talking to her and asking her on dates and things. This is also a neat way to find out if someone likes you.
Well, if we're resorting to panty raids, have you tried the "d*** in a box" approach?
But seriously dude, the *ignore her* thing ain't gonna do nothin' for you as far as getting with her,hopefully it'll restore some sanity though. But, here's what I'll say from a summer camp perspectve, and I don't mean to sound shallow here but - I went to the same camp every year for 12 years, as a camper for 6 years and a counselor for 6, and I can tell you that camp relationships are A LOT of fun and are best kept at that - camp relationships. The people who hook up at camp have a blast, go home and talk occasionally, come back the next year and do it all over again, and love the whole experience. The people who tried to make a relationship created in that environment work outside inevitably failed miserably. Be wary of the curse of the camp relationship.
Okay, I admit that I haven't read, say, the middle of the thread, but have you tried this test:
-Instead of throwing stuff away and ignoring her, try talking to her and asking her on dates and things. This is also a neat way to find out if someone likes you.
I left her a message on her phone asking her to do something. That's what we're waiting for: a callback.
I think it's a good idea. You've obviously shown many times that you're interested. You've done your part, but it needs to go both ways. I hope for the best. If not, then as you said, it wasn't meant to be.
Illithid and I have set up a final "test"...so see if I Ellie likes me.
I'm going to trhow away/delete everything that has to do with her, or reminds me of her. I've deleted her e-mail, phone number, AIM, you name it. I've gotten rid of my pictures of her and I, hell, I deleted a Mii I made for her.
Here's the thing:
If she makes a move, she likes me.
If not? Wasn't meant to be.
*pulls up a seat*
*calls up friends, invites them over, and requests they bring food and liquor with them*
Sorry to hear it. But if may I say that if she's not interested, don't push it. You might end up scaring her off, and then you'll be worse off than before. Cut all this deleting her number, removing her AIM, deleting her Mii sillyness. A good friendship is better than no kind of relationship at all. Be happy that you have that and just enjoy hanging out with her.
Girls are worthless as friends! What do they want? Emotional support. They want someone to tell them they're pretty. They want someone to tell them they're cool. They want someone to hang out with them. They want someone to buy them cars.
What do they provide in return? Well that's where each girl is different. Some will cook you food or clean your house or give you sex. Those are the good ones. Others will be stupid enough to think that the joy they receive from our friendship is mutual. They are teases and the worst kind of sinner. There is a level of hell dedicated to them. These are the flatterers, and they will find a new home in the Eighth Circle of Hell; their souls sunk in excrement, the true equivalent of their false flatteries on earth.
In the recent month or so I've grown to like someone new, so its become significantly more difficult to be balls-out misogynistic.
Of course, difficulty does not equate impossibility.
Girls love things that make them more important. Money, power, etc are the keys to their warped minds, as if they control you, they assume your money and power by proxy. And once they have assumed your money and power by proxy, and are aware of your devotion (even to the point of blindness!), they have won their current game, and are likely to move on to the next challenge.
You should save your time and money by just getting yourself a hooker. When you're old enough, of course.
I never even had the illusion to start with. I've always been disillusioned and bitter. Just go to parties and take home whichever girl has ever had the fewest STDs.
Or realize that in the grand workings of the universe your life is meaningless, and worrying about sexual conquest and/or love is futile given your unstoppable march to the grave, and the eventual and inevitable destruction of humanity that will erase any memory of you and what you did that may have accidentally been remembered by others makes any of your actions in the realm of romance devoid of higher significance and thus not worthy of teenage angst. Let what happens happen. Enjoy the ride, as it comes to you. Chicks dig confidence and apathy.
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Illithid and I have set up a final "test"...so see if I Ellie likes me.
I'm going to trhow away/delete everything that has to do with her, or reminds me of her. I've deleted her e-mail, phone number, AIM, you name it. I've gotten rid of my pictures of her and I, hell, I deleted a Mii I made for her.
Here's the thing:
If she makes a move, she likes me.
If not? Wasn't meant to be.
Having said that...PANTY RAIIIIIIIID!
These things can get dangerous!!
-Instead of throwing stuff away and ignoring her, try talking to her and asking her on dates and things. This is also a neat way to find out if someone likes you.
But seriously dude, the *ignore her* thing ain't gonna do nothin' for you as far as getting with her,hopefully it'll restore some sanity though. But, here's what I'll say from a summer camp perspectve, and I don't mean to sound shallow here but - I went to the same camp every year for 12 years, as a camper for 6 years and a counselor for 6, and I can tell you that camp relationships are A LOT of fun and are best kept at that - camp relationships. The people who hook up at camp have a blast, go home and talk occasionally, come back the next year and do it all over again, and love the whole experience. The people who tried to make a relationship created in that environment work outside inevitably failed miserably. Be wary of the curse of the camp relationship.
I left her a message on her phone asking her to do something. That's what we're waiting for: a callback.
*pulls up a seat*
*calls up friends, invites them over, and requests they bring food and liquor with them*
Proceed.
Wow, Fucking hardcore. You show her.
See, I can be a deep and sensitive Mucker-Fother.
What do they provide in return? Well that's where each girl is different. Some will cook you food or clean your house or give you sex. Those are the good ones. Others will be stupid enough to think that the joy they receive from our friendship is mutual. They are teases and the worst kind of sinner. There is a level of hell dedicated to them. These are the flatterers, and they will find a new home in the Eighth Circle of Hell; their souls sunk in excrement, the true equivalent of their false flatteries on earth.
Of course, difficulty does not equate impossibility.
Girls love things that make them more important. Money, power, etc are the keys to their warped minds, as if they control you, they assume your money and power by proxy. And once they have assumed your money and power by proxy, and are aware of your devotion (even to the point of blindness!), they have won their current game, and are likely to move on to the next challenge.
You should save your time and money by just getting yourself a hooker. When you're old enough, of course.
My illusions, however are still intact, thank you very much.
I tell you, it's magic