I'm Sooo in love, and I NEED YOUR ADVICE. Girly Thread, Huh?

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  • godgod
    edited August 2007
    I had a three year crush through Middle School, And of course as soon as High School started and I went to a different one from her, she became kinda slutty and started dating a fat kid. I could have been that fat kid!
  • edited August 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    If you honestly believe having her will truly make you happy, just act gay for a few months, it's done woners for Serephel and Illithid.

    Haha, that's actually true...
  • edited August 2007
    Agentcel wrote: »
    If I could be with ANY woman on the entire planet that I know of, it would be her. I've talked to her on AIM, and I've gotten to know her a bit. I've known her for 3 years. I think if it was a crush, I'd be over her by now.


    I WOULD TEAR OF ONE OF MY LIMBS FOR HER

    This is probably ageism, but you've still got quite a lot of growing up to do before you've reached the point that you're truly in love with anyone. Hell, I doubt I'm mature enough to say as much. Someday, quite possibly sooner than later, you will look back at this angsty infatuation and wonder why the hell you were so hung up on this particular girl. It happens to everyone, the realization that all the fucking heartache and tears were invested on something fairly inconsequential.

    This really doesn't help you now, I realize, but perhaps you can really think about why it is you're so intent on this particular girl (despite all of the, forgive me for saying so, evidence that she's just not that into you). It may be that you just want A GIRLFRIEND, so to speak, and you've already invested this much time in this one so why change tracks now? While in actuality you'd probably be alot better off starting fresh with someone new, that given your age and location in life you'd have a lot better chances with -- for example, someone you go to school with and see/talk to often.
  • edited August 2007
    Take it from me kid, asexuality is where it's at.
  • edited August 2007
    I just want experience for later in life so I don't have to have a very awkward conversation after various relationship milestones.
  • edited August 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    If you honestly believe having her will truly make you happy, just act gay for a few months, it's done woners for Serephel and Illithid.

    Elaboration?
  • edited August 2007
    Have sexual intercourse with a man, film it and send it to her.

    She'll fall for you like THAT.
  • edited August 2007
    Agentcel wrote: »
    Elaboration?

    When Serephel and Illithid get together, it's like an entire gay-pride parade. Seriously, they put HG to shame. If you saw these two together, you'd think that there's a gay porn studio missing its stars. All they do is play video games, make penis jokes, and give each other homo-erotic gifts. Yet, somehow, neither of them is ever single for more than a week and there is not a moment without at least 3 women on stand-by, waiting to fulfill any need.
  • edited August 2007
    Night Lord wrote: »
    Have sexual intercourse with a man, film it and send it to her.

    She'll fall for you like THAT.

    Fuck that! Or....I guess it'd be "not fuck that!".
  • edited August 2007
    Well I'm sorry, but if you're not willing to have sex with a man, you will never have a girlfriend, and everyone will assume you're gay anyway.
  • edited August 2007
    I think I just got DRUNK POST'D!
  • edited August 2007
    Behemoth wrote: »
    When Serephel and Illithid get together, it's like an entire gay-pride parade. Seriously, they put HG to shame. If you saw these two together, you'd think that there's a gay porn studio missing its stars. All they do is play video games, make penis jokes, and give each other homo-erotic gifts. Yet, somehow, neither of them is ever single for more than a week and there is not a moment without at least 3 women on stand-by, waiting to fulfill any need.

    Haha! You're not exactly innocent of gay jokes either, you know. And for the record, I've been single for about seven months now. And I never had it that good, it just seemed that way at times back at OIU.
  • edited August 2007
    Meh.
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  • edited August 2007
    Just do what you're happy with :D If you fuck up royally, don't TRY to be depressed about it and you'll get over it... I still think if you play your cards right you have a chance with this girl, but it seems most people in this thread (mainly the older, wiser, and more experienced folks) are just tired of hearing about it and the comments are getting meaner and more negative. Go on your own path :) you've gotten enough advice from this thread. I have faith in you, and good luck!
  • edited August 2007
    I don't think anyone's trying to be "mean". It's just that the more we learn about this situation, the more it sounds like Agentcel's just setting himself up for bad times. Just look at her! Three heart pendants? it obviously symbolizes her obsession with "collecting" the hearts of men. Don't be that fourth heart Agentcel. She only wants to use your tears to power her robot monkeys!
  • edited August 2007
    Damn, I should've seen it a mile away.
  • edited August 2007
    You two look like a cute couple, you know.
  • edited August 2007
    Those are plainly spades, not hearts. Her love for gardening obviously means she wants to sow some seeds, metaphorically speaking, of course.
  • edited August 2007
    Hamelin wrote: »
    Those are plainly spades, not hearts. Her love for gardening obviously means she wants to plow you, of course.

    Fix'd.
  • edited August 2007
    Tak's joke is better than mine!
  • edited August 2007
    You're gonna look like the Geico Caveman when you start growing facial hair.
  • edited August 2007
    She's so easy, a caveman could do her.
  • edited August 2007
    KhanFusion wrote: »
    You're gonna look like the Geico Caveman when you start growing facial hair.

    You're jealous of my chin.
    Takeru wrote: »
    She's so easy, a caveman could do her.

    Who? Your mother?
  • edited August 2007
    PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!

    KTHNXBAI
  • edited August 2007
    Things not go as planned?
  • edited August 2007
    .........Sure. Let's leave it at that.
  • edited August 2007
    If you hadn't bumped it just now, it probably would've been off the page in just a few days.
  • edited August 2007
    Instead of throwing this perfectly good thread away, let's recycle it, and use it to discuss pie.
  • edited August 2007
    I actually think we deserve an explanation, given all the advice we've invested into this.
  • edited August 2007
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