Let me tell you a little bit about Mr. Illithid...
He has this unusual quirk about his demeanor. I don't know what it is, I don't get it. But hot women in shitty relationships all pour out their hearts to him. It happens all the damn time. Women who have never opened up to anybody before all open up to him, whether it's in an English class or at a Subway or whatever. But all these shitty boyfriends do drugs/don't love their women/are in jail/etc, so any guy that isn't a total fuckup looks better by comparison. He doesn't control it, he doesn't try to get women to talk to him. They just come to him. And he looks like a foot.
Just a little background on that.
To Scott, the reason why all the good women are taken is because life sucks that way sometimes. It sucks but it's true. All you can do is be patient and wait for what you're looking for to come along. Don't just grab any relationship you come across just for the sake of dating someone. You end up hurting yourself, or worse, her.
Patience sucks, but it's worth it in the end. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
BULLSHIT! I call bullshit. That is horrible advice coming from Mr. I-do-nothing-and-women-just-throw-themselves-at-me.
Let me tell you a little bit about Mr. Serephel...
He has the ability to attract women from any country with the power of his curly hair. He will do nothing out of the ordinary, in many cases, he doesn't even speak but a few words with the women until they confess their love for him.
Patience does suck, never settle, but don't settle for being alone because you don't want to settle, either.
Behemoth, she's why I said not to take a relationship just because you don't want to be alone. Before you know it you have crazy women confessing their love for you after dating for four days. Then they start testing the waters with marriage talks after a week.
To Scott, the reason why all the good women are taken is because life sucks that way sometimes. It sucks but it's true. All you can do is be patient and wait for what you're looking for to come along. Don't just grab any relationship you come across just for the sake of dating someone. You end up hurting yourself, or worse, her.
This is all stuff I know. I know because I've been through nothing but shit when it comes to women, especially with the ones I was serious with. If I am gonna do anything, it's not going to be serious.
On the plus side, I am getting phone numbers, now. It's kinda funny, especially when I forget their names, since they have to be listed simply as "Random Girl" on my contacts.
However, if she had a yeast infection then the consumption of so much yogurt would return the flora and fauna levels of her vagina to pre-infection levels. Right? That's how pH works, right?
One day, Jake had an AIM conversation with someone, and said something to imply that he had sex with fungus. Ever since then, we've occasionally called him a "mushroom fucker".
What's worse is that he's always trying to show me his "Spore-shot" pictures.
It was, I think, one of my first AIM conversations with Khan, back in the old Inksandwich days. I had just started college and was living with some football players in the dorms, who were all very nice and offered to set me up with some of the overflow sluts that followed them around. I told Khan that I politely declined, and he asked if I was gay or stupid. I replied, being the witty young man I am, that no, I instead had a sexual deviation so perverse that I could not mention it aloud. Khan guessed that I liked to masturbate onto mushrooms, and internet history was born.
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He has this unusual quirk about his demeanor. I don't know what it is, I don't get it. But hot women in shitty relationships all pour out their hearts to him. It happens all the damn time. Women who have never opened up to anybody before all open up to him, whether it's in an English class or at a Subway or whatever. But all these shitty boyfriends do drugs/don't love their women/are in jail/etc, so any guy that isn't a total fuckup looks better by comparison. He doesn't control it, he doesn't try to get women to talk to him. They just come to him. And he looks like a foot.
Just a little background on that.
To Scott, the reason why all the good women are taken is because life sucks that way sometimes. It sucks but it's true. All you can do is be patient and wait for what you're looking for to come along. Don't just grab any relationship you come across just for the sake of dating someone. You end up hurting yourself, or worse, her.
Patience sucks, but it's worth it in the end. At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
Let me tell you a little bit about Mr. Serephel...
He has the ability to attract women from any country with the power of his curly hair. He will do nothing out of the ordinary, in many cases, he doesn't even speak but a few words with the women until they confess their love for him.
Patience does suck, never settle, but don't settle for being alone because you don't want to settle, either.
This song was made back when the all encompassing word for video games was Nintendo.
The line implies that he's usually high, and playing video games, thus, not paying attention to her.
*Shudder*
He hates her now.
This is all stuff I know. I know because I've been through nothing but shit when it comes to women, especially with the ones I was serious with. If I am gonna do anything, it's not going to be serious.
On the plus side, I am getting phone numbers, now. It's kinda funny, especially when I forget their names, since they have to be listed simply as "Random Girl" on my contacts.
Shush up! I'm really bad with names!
Best idea in this thread!
FINALY SUM ICE CREEM
Actual update...
I sent this to her friend. Time to get some answers.
You're the one who was cheating on me with Marky Mark, bastard!
You even took my favorite whip, Ol' Snappy...
No, it is mostly melted ice cream soup. I can tell from the pixels, and from having quite a bit of melted ice cream in my day.
What's worse is that he's always trying to show me his "Spore-shot" pictures.