AIM Convo Thread

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  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited January 2009
    Can I call them aviators? I think it sounds better than pilot. Also it's more specific.
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited February 2009
    Kristi: o.o
    Hammy: yo
    Kristi: The little dog just brought me a condom wrapper.
    Hammy: ahahahahaha
    Kristi: woops
    Kristi: guess it was in the couch
    Hammy: Well, at least your mother wasn't visiting at the time
    Kristi: oh good lord
    Kristi: I can't imagine....
    Kristi: I think she'd just say "Well, at least you're being safe."
    Hammy: haha
    Kristi: She's told me that before, it's very embarassing knowing your mother knows you're having sex.
    Kristi: or she'll look at me funny and say "Just be safe"
    Hammy: yes
    Kristi: Like when I say I have a date
    Kristi: And you know she doesnt mean like, buckle up and keep an eye on your drink kind of safe.
  • NoLongerNoLonger
    edited February 2009
    Shade says:
    RANDOM HAIKU TIME!
    No seriously, it is fun.
    You know you want to.

    FlameHeart says:
    no
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited February 2009
    haha, I once had a conversation with my friend that was all in haikus. Some of them were actually really funny, trying to work it all into conversation.
  • VoltageVoltage
    edited February 2009
    Five in the first line
    Seven come in the second
    Five syllables last
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2009
    MacJake says (12:17):
    Just call me angel of the morning, angel

    MacJake says (12:17):
    Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby

    Ryan says (12:17):
    Eh?

    MacJake says (12:17):
    oh for fuck's sake

    MacJake says (12:17):
    sorry

    MacJake says (12:17):
    wrong window

    MacJake says (12:17):
    argh

    MacJake says (12:17):
    disregard!

    Ryan says (12:17):
    wat
  • ApathyApathy
    edited February 2009
    Smooth.
  • Amoeba BoyAmoeba Boy
    edited February 2009
    Ah, good ol' Jakey, always mixing up your AIM windows.
  • FangédFaerieFangédFaerie
    edited February 2009
    Last night:


    Random guy: i'm on [name of site deleted] 2

    Me: Huh?

    Random guy: i looked at your profile, saw your sn

    Random guy: u live in wv

    Me: Oooookay. So I have a stalker, now?

    Random guy: ur profile said ur bi

    Me: Yes. Why?

    Random guy: ur profile said you might want a g/f

    Me: Well...

    Random guy: i'm a guy, though

    Me: Yes. Yes, you are. Goodbye. <block>
  • HamelinHamelin
    edited February 2009
    Creepy!
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2009
    That guy seemed cool.

    By the way, welcome back.
  • Mish42Mish42
    edited February 2009
    I showed Tak one of my creepy myspace messages the other day. Funny stuff. Very creepy. But they never cease to make me laugh!!
  • FangédFaerieFangédFaerie
    edited February 2009
    Ah, the internets. Place for even the darkest among us to frolic happily through child pornography and send creepy messages to whomever they can.
  • brucebruce
    edited February 2009
    drfaustuslives
    anal sex is not funny
    nothos927
    yes it is
    drfaustuslives
    it is disgusting
    nothos927
    ...
    drfaustuslives
    yes
    nothos927
    no
    drfaustuslives
    yes
    drfaustuslives
    one way tract
    drfaustuslives
    ever since that fucking oneguyonejar video I can't watch anything inserted into an anus
    nothos927
    Hahahahaha
    drfaustuslives
    you laugh, but it is a real inconvenience
    drfaustuslives
    when I watch gay porn I have to try to shoot during the blowjob
    nothos927
    Hahaha
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2009
    Hot.
  • FangédFaerieFangédFaerie
    edited February 2009
    Mephistoph3l35: Hitting things cheers me up.
    Mephistoph3l35: I use that at work.
    Mephistoph3l35: Luckily I'm right next to a big fat guy, so he hardly notices.
    TheFangedFaerie: *laughs*
    Mephistoph3l35: And a girl on the other side, and I'm pretty sure I could take her.
    TheFangedFaerie: Erm, I hope so?
    Mephistoph3l35: I'm about 70% sure one solid boob-punch would probably bring her down.
    TheFangedFaerie: OUCH.
    Mephistoph3l35: Yeah.
    Mephistoph3l35: Same for the fat guy, for that matter.
    TheFangedFaerie: *laughs*
    TheFangedFaerie: I wonder if I could take my Mom. Probably not. She'd sit on me.
    Mephistoph3l35: I KNOW I couldn't take my mom.
    Mephistoph3l35: She is surrounded at all times by a nigh-impenetrable wall of bitch.
    TheFangedFaerie: Whew.
    Mephistoph3l35: I think she'd sic fucking IMPS on me.
    TheFangedFaerie: Sounds like she's from the same.... factory? hatchery?
    TheFangedFaerie: Where do these women come from, anyway?
    Mephistoph3l35: I believe she budded.
    Mephistoph3l35: From some greater, more mature bitch.
    TheFangedFaerie: *nod*
    Mephistoph3l35: I think spores enter into it too, but I'd have to check.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2009
    Canadians are weird.

    Tanya says (15:03):
    you should change your name to chinese word for dumpling!

    Ryan says (15:03):
    Jiaozi?

    Tanya says (15:03):
    then girls will go "auwwwwwww" and ... yeah

    Tanya says (15:03):
    jiaozi, sounds just like Ryan

    Tanya says (15:04):
    I can get 4 chicken pot pies for $3.50?

    Tanya says (15:04):
    ...

    Tanya says (15:04):
    I know you miss Adam.

    Tanya says (15:04):
    one more month.

    Tanya says (15:05):
    L + L + R + High Kick + Low Kick + Block

    Tanya says (15:05):
    night :D
  • Drooling IguanaDrooling Iguana
    edited February 2009
    I remember when chicken pot pies were $0.50 each. Those were the days...

    And was that last bit a Mortal Kombat fatality? Do people still play Mortal Kombat?
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited February 2009
    Whose fatality? I used to play Trilogy all to hell, and I was a beast with Smoke. I don't remember the others too much.
  • Professor MacJakeProfessor MacJake
    edited February 2009
    nothos927: You emailed the bugger twice :S
    nothos927: Ooh, yours is higher quality
    nothos927: Rah!
    DrFaustusLives: WAT
    DrFaustusLives: I only sent it once!!
    nothos927: Came twice
    DrFaustusLives: huh
    DrFaustusLives: how about that
    DrFaustusLives: I mean
    DrFaustusLives: that's what she said!
    nothos927: I was hoping you would do it
  • shakeycatshakeycat
    edited February 2009
    I didn't even see that Ryan posted that.

    He told me how cheap and delicious dumplings were, and then he walked away, so I spoke video game tongue to him.
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2009
    Ryan says: (11:02:08)
    SUCCESS!
    Bruce says: (11:02:34)
    YOU GOT POON?!
    Ryan says: (11:02:59)
    No...
    Bruce says: (11:03:04)
    :(
    Bruce says: (11:03:11)
    Anything less is failure.
    Ryan says: (11:03:17)
    Well fuck you Mr. Perspective
    Bruce says: (11:03:21)
    :D
    Bruce says: (11:03:31)
    I have a date on Saturday
    Ryan says: (11:03:46)
    I SUCCESSFULLY MADE TOMATO EGG DISH
    Ryan says: (11:03:55)
    IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS
    Ryan says: (11:04:01)
    So fuck you Bruce.
    Bruce says: (11:04:27)
    Remember the picture of the cute guy I sent?
    Ryan says: (11:04:40)
    I do!
    Bruce says: (11:04:45)
    Him
    Ryan says: (11:04:55)
    It's a date date?
    Ryan says: (11:05:01)
    He swings towards dudes on occasion?
    Bruce says: (11:05:18)
    He's gay
    Ryan says: (11:05:41)
    Well rock on!
    Ryan says: (11:05:48)
    Boys are easy to seduce
    Ryan says: (11:05:52)
    Much easier than girls
    Ryan says: (11:05:58)
    We guys like sexual activity
    Ryan says: (11:06:09)
    Just be like, "I want to suck your cock", and he'll be like "okay!"
    Bruce says: (11:06:18)
    :D
    Ryan says: (11:06:19)
    Trust me.
    Ryan says: (11:06:22)
    I know these thigns
    Bruce says: (11:07:54)
    So do I
    Bruce says: (11:08:08)
    Erm, it's on Friday, not Saturday
    Bruce says: (11:08:17)
    I have a hot woman staying with me on Saturday
    Bruce says: (11:09:08)
    Who will be drunk and horny :)
    Ryan says: (11:09:49)
    Alright, that's it.
    Ryan says: (11:09:58)
    You are totally bringing my cooking success down
    Bruce says: (11:10:00)
    <Picture Link Here>
    Ryan says: (11:10:01)
    I hate you
    Ryan says: (11:10:17)
    I hope she has aids
    Bruce says: (11:10:21)
    :D
  • VoltageVoltage
    edited March 2009
    Takeru126: he made the shamwow what it is today. That's exciting enough.

    Thistruthislyin: It's a towel, a sponge, and a doormat!

    Takeru126: cut it in half, and now it's two shamwows!

    Thistruthislyin: cut in thirds, and you have three shamwows!

    Takeru126: put it in the slap chop, and you can have unlimited shamwows!

    Thistruthislyin: Or animal food. Or a towel that sticks to the slapchop and comes off onto the next thing you chop, thus making the shamwow food!

    Takeru126: It can hold up to 20 times its own weight in flavor.

    Thistruthislyin: But you can be rid of ninety percent of that flavour right there, without applying any pressure when wringing it out! Most of the flavour will hide under your plate, causing mildew to develop and that is gonna smell!
  • brucebruce
    edited March 2009
    Ryan says: (04:45:31)
    The OB is too effing quiet

    SO FROM NOW ON, LET'S ALL YELL IN THE BELT!
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2009
    Now, now. There is a day set aside every year for just that kind of enthusiasm.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2009
    Seriously. What's up lately? I get to work in the morning and see what's going on in the belt, only to find like one or two posts. This has been going on for a while.

    Real world sucks, Orange Belt is your home now.
  • SilverwardSilverward
    edited March 2009
    I don't know about you guys, but I've been busy this week because of midterms.
  • PandaPanda
    edited March 2009
    Ehh, I've kind of just been lazy, I'll read topics and if I really feel I have something to add I will, but usually I don't bother


    EDIT:Ironic that I didn't really have anything useful to add to this particular topic, you say?
    Hmm.
  • X'o'LoreX'o'Lore
    edited March 2009
    I have no excuse. Except that I should be working. 'Cause I'm at work. When I'm not at work it is often late at night and then I make overly long posts riddled with typos. I stop myself often to avoid making incoherent posts.
  • SerephelSerephel
    edited March 2009
    Incoherent posts are welcome

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